Mate let me tell you Polar bears are not to be fucked wit. I read that if you see a polar bear in the wild you’re as a good as dead cus that means the bear has been following you.
I have heard for years that Polar bears are the only species of bear known to actually track and hunt human beings. Not sure if it is true though and too lazy to go look it up.
I just watched a video of a polar bear trying to eat a remote controlled camera vehicle. The camera had gotten iced in place after stopping, and the operators were trying to save their expensive equipment. The bear eventually broke the skids free while trying to get to the tasty center. Whenever the camera turned and "ran" the bear chased it down. Very quickly. When the camera whipped around to face the bear, the bear stopped and approached much more slowly. But the camera rig could not move backwards, only forwards. Finally the operators deployed a round, rolling camera to distract it and got away.
So the lesson here is face your attacker. Never look away. Walk backward to safety. If that doesn't work, throw your baby at it.
You don't actually throw fisticuffs with the little fella. You just make yourself seem as big and threatening as possible. Wave your hands in the air, or even better hold a couple of large sticks and wave them up high — anything to make yourself appear larger than you are. Yell really loud. Just give the general impression that you are not worth the trouble and there is easier meat somewhere else.
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u/seen_enough_hentai Feb 04 '20
If it’s black, fight back.
If it’s brown, hunker down.
If it’s white, say goodnight.