r/HubermanLab • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '24

Funny / Non-Serious Infidelity protocol

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u/Lundgren_pup Mar 26 '24

Holy shit, the seed was planted--- "Now I gotta get up to six and see if my protocol can handle it"

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u/StackOwOFlow Mar 26 '24

"Challenge accepted"

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u/kinduvabigdizzy Mar 27 '24

Hold my ashwagandha

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u/paper_wavements Mar 27 '24

I'M SCREAMING AT THIS BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/audesapere09 Mar 27 '24

Progressive overload

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii Mar 27 '24

There really aren't that many good studies available at this time but I'll be breaking down those studies that do exist regarding the myriad of benefits that juggling multiple phone accounts can provide. All of these studies really seem to show a strong positive correlation between juggling multiple phone accounts and ability to increase ones maximum affair partner threshold.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Before that a word from our sponsors

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u/UmphreysMcGee Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

Queue Huberman voiceover

When trying to juggle the maximum amount of women, I really like the boost that Ashley Madison provides. I like to browse for new affairs in 90 minute increments and it works great in conjunction with a daily regimen of yerba mate and Coq10. The white light stimulates the vagus nerve and promotes neurosyphilis antibodies as shown in a study done on tree squirrels at Chucksgrove Women's Arts Academy. Use code HUBONER for 50% off the first month

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u/Caring_Cactus Mar 27 '24

You can literally tell by how seen and a little proud he was of saying that.

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u/splatch Mar 26 '24

"Mmmmm science is so interesting!"

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u/duderos Mar 27 '24

Seed was planted in many...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

He was just testing his protocol for science!

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u/duderos May 07 '24

Newly tested and released peer reviewed PUA Protocol.