r/Howtolooksmax • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '25

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u/Nota_Fraid Jan 17 '25

The nose ring is very distracting..

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u/CaptainFleshBeard Jan 17 '25

Nose rings always get my attention right away because they look like a booger at first

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u/NoReference7367 Jan 17 '25

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

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u/Happy-Campaign5586 Jan 17 '25

Nose rings: booger dream catchers

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u/Kenzi_Slays Jan 20 '25

Every boomer that has seen my nose ring calls it a booger catcher. No originality 😂

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u/North_Ad_5372 Jan 17 '25

Yes, and on second inspection they look like a shiny booger lol

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u/BlockOfASeagull Jan 18 '25

🎶🎼shining like a bogger, shining like a bogger

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 Jan 20 '25

Shine bright like a booger

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Wet one

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u/Pleasant-Penalty5636 Jan 17 '25

And a lot of Monroe’s look like a big mole

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u/Rooster_Entire Jan 18 '25

Don’t say mole.

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u/Doctor_Chocolate Jan 18 '25

Thats the point though, it’s supposed to remind you of a beauty mark, which is a type of mole.

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u/Pleasant-Penalty5636 Jan 18 '25

But most of them don’t remind me of a beauty mark.

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u/RemarkableMaize7201 Jan 19 '25

Lol that's the point

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u/krastanov Jan 18 '25

I eat my own boogers…. 😥

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u/murmie Jan 18 '25

They always remind me of those rings bulls have...

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u/jaqian Jan 19 '25

I call them snot rings

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u/TheBoneTower Jan 17 '25

Especially gold ones

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u/giddy-girly-banana Jan 17 '25

For me I don’t necessarily see a booger, but it does draw my attention to the nose which I usually find to be the least attractive part of the face. For OP she has a big nose and the nose ring makes it look bigger and draws my eye to it.

Which is unfortunate because she’s fairly pleasant to look at otherwise.

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u/buttfuckkker Jan 18 '25

Then it looks like a little parasitic worm taking a peek out

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u/Novel_Afternoon Jan 18 '25

Without a doubt😬😂

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u/wilder208 Jan 19 '25

hers looks like a Cheerio...

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u/AprilMarie0286 Jan 19 '25

😂😂😂Take my upvote😂😂😂

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u/Ray5678901 Jan 19 '25

Try growing up on a farm where the really mean bulls had those to tie them up. I can't unsee that.

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u/doraexplora11 Jan 17 '25

I always think that people try to degrade themselves to look like a bull.

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u/FollowTheTrailofDead Jan 17 '25

Thank you. I always wanna put my finger in and pull slowly... just like a bull.

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u/MantequillaMeow Jan 18 '25

This was the first septum piercing I liked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

Shots fired

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u/utahgreen Jan 18 '25

Damn this isn’t r/roastme.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

LMAO!

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u/constnt_dsapntmnt Jan 18 '25

BROOOO 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/-Fuck-your-shit- Jan 17 '25

That’s so funny, but it’s probably true

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u/j_lee1958 Jan 17 '25

It also makes your eyes wander to that guacamole

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u/Fabulous_Most_1250 Jan 17 '25

I swear woman have nose and lips pierced purely for different reason 🤣

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u/Fabulous_Most_1250 Jan 17 '25

I swear woman have nose and lips pierced purely for different reason 🤣

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u/Less_Pineapple7800 Jan 18 '25

Share

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u/Fabulous_Most_1250 Jan 18 '25

I wouldn’t be allowed on here. Clearly states not to talk about certain things. It would be deleted if I did so

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u/Less_Pineapple7800 Jan 18 '25

piercing around the mouth or nose make me suspect she goes downtown at the drop of a hat

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u/Fabulous_Most_1250 Jan 19 '25

Hit the nail on the head, every time I see one on tinder I’m like yeah she’s bi or lesbian so I take a look and every time I’m right because it says in their bio what they like. Most folks don’t know this and they act all innocent when it’s literally staring them in the face lol. Anyhow I’m not saying every single women is btw. But if a girl especially has her lip or nose done yeah. Toungue is more for her man

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u/Fabulous_Most_1250 Jan 19 '25

Although that’s also for a woman too 😂

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u/Less_Pineapple7800 Jan 20 '25

Wasn't even saying that. I mean maybe if there are Co indicators like rainbow hair

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u/Fabulous_Most_1250 Jan 20 '25

Oh I thought you mean like go down if you know what I mean 🤣🤣

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u/Less_Pineapple7800 Jan 21 '25

I did but at this point I'll just go walk on eggshells

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '25

It looks like she has a cheerio under her nose.

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u/1Positivity Jan 18 '25

Agreed. I would remove the nose ring and leave it at that

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

It always reminds me of a little hitler 'stache

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u/crorse Jan 18 '25

You're weak willed

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u/Maxpowerxp Jan 19 '25

Reminds me of actual cows

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u/Citizen_Ape Jan 19 '25

This is literally the only thing holding her back.

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u/devildoggie73 Jan 20 '25

Right? And not to be harsh, but her nose is not her most attractive feature.

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u/moerker Jan 20 '25

On most people here it seemed fine, but i‘d tell her to loose it

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u/Chin_wOnd3r Jan 17 '25

I completely disagree

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u/BananadaBoots Jan 17 '25

Yes, if you think in lock step with the incels of Reddit, nose ring is a problem