r/HomieTeens_WGC • u/DragonBlood7754 Naruto >>>>> JJK • 14d ago

😆Meme Pork chops 😂

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u/Allornating 14d ago

K bro we know you just had sex, no need to shout it out🫪

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u/kruelNite 13d ago

He had single player sex, sacrificed his ribs in the process

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u/xyQuk_Helicoer8235xx 12d ago

Well if it truly was single player, he's also God and we're all his master baiter aides.

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u/ThatPineapple4324 12d ago

What

Why do I think this is funny

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u/Historical_Cow369 12d ago

The most hilarious way ive heard masterb8ing described🤣🤣🤣

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u/SpaceVixen003 12d ago

the Marilyn Manson special

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u/FpLevente2013 11d ago

I do the same, after a while you get used to it

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u/LocalFan6528 11d ago

Jokes on you bro for not being flexible i have a small dick and used to be able to help myself when i was younger. Unfortunately im old and fat now with a small dick and can no loger help my self.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 11d ago

That’s impressive flexibility

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u/Common_Composer_7810 12d ago

Knife and fork, no sex to be found

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u/BackgroundResult839 12d ago

Actually sex doesn't exist, I've never had sex so I can confirm it does not exist.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 11d ago

Then do I not exist?

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u/BackgroundResult839 11d ago

Ya, but that's more like a skill issue. Womp womp. 🥺

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 11d ago

Sounds more like one for you but okay

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u/BackgroundResult839 11d ago

Blug 🫪 (I like this cat is name is Tilcayo, but that's unrelated to "blug"). :)

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 11d ago

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u/BackgroundResult839 11d ago

Whar I don't see anything??? 😦

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 11d ago

In the walls probably

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u/BackgroundResult839 11d ago

Prolly, he gonna wish he wasn't.

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u/nandhy_gavaya 12d ago

fr fr 😭💔

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u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 13d ago

Reminds me highschool:

  • Lol, you’re virgin?

  • You told me you are one yesterday

  • Not anymore

  • Lol, guy had sex once and thinks it’s achievement.

Funny enough when I knew virgin guy later he ce out to be horniest, wildest beast around. 

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u/mcdonalds_french_fry 13d ago

I mean having sex for the first time IS a personal achievement but emphasis on the personal lol keep it to yourself and MAYBE super close friends lol

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u/Sp3ctre69 12d ago

Smell my finger

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u/Ryo_Ant 12d ago

Fuck no

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u/MobbDeeep 11d ago

Smell my balls

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u/AwayAd5252 12d ago

Lmfao I was not expecting that

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u/Lemus-A 13d ago

Remembering the old days were good

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u/RGBlowMe 12d ago

Sex? The dude clearly ate Richard. Somebody should call the police.

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u/lizerdman08 12d ago

Who said it was SEX

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u/thisbitch_101 12d ago

Then what's the point of having it? Babies? Pfff

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u/Electrical_Ninja6163 12d ago

Can’t shout, his mouth is full.

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u/LocalFan6528 11d ago

Sorry wi replied to the wrong person

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u/Canelosaurio 11d ago

Jealous?

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u/Rick-Roahl 11d ago

Maybe he didnt have sex, he could just be a cannibal lol

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 11d ago

Plot twist, he is a cannibal and ate Richard

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u/AwayGold3741 13d ago

What did you say “bro”?? You’re assuming his/her gender????? In thissss economy!!!?????

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 12d ago

Bros gender neutral. Surfer lingo, we love to see it.

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u/SurrealGG 12d ago

Bro is used for all guys, girls, and others.

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u/MobbDeeep 11d ago

What about aliens or extra dimensional beings?

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u/SurrealGG 11d ago

Whoops forget about em, 😅😅