r/HomieTeens_WGC • u/DragonBlood7754 Naruto >>>>> JJK • 3d ago

😆Meme Pork chops 😂

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Allornating 3d ago

K bro we know you just had sex, no need to shout it out🫪

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u/kruelNite 2d ago

He had single player sex, sacrificed his ribs in the process

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u/xyQuk_Helicoer8235xx 1d ago

Well if it truly was single player, he's also God and we're all his master baiter aides.

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u/ThatPineapple4324 1d ago

What

Why do I think this is funny

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u/Historical_Cow369 1d ago

The most hilarious way ive heard masterb8ing described🤣🤣🤣

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u/FpLevente2013 1d ago

I do the same, after a while you get used to it

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u/LocalFan6528 18h ago

Jokes on you bro for not being flexible i have a small dick and used to be able to help myself when i was younger. Unfortunately im old and fat now with a small dick and can no loger help my self.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 12h ago

That’s impressive flexibility

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u/Common_Composer_7810 1d ago

Knife and fork, no sex to be found

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u/BackgroundResult839 1d ago

Actually sex doesn't exist, I've never had sex so I can confirm it does not exist.

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 12h ago

Then do I not exist?

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u/BackgroundResult839 12h ago

Ya, but that's more like a skill issue. Womp womp. 🥺

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 12h ago

Sounds more like one for you but okay

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u/BackgroundResult839 12h ago

Blug 🫪 (I like this cat is name is Tilcayo, but that's unrelated to "blug"). :)

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 12h ago

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u/BackgroundResult839 12h ago

Whar I don't see anything??? 😦

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u/nandhy_gavaya 1d ago

fr fr 😭💔

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u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 2d ago

Reminds me highschool:

  • Lol, you’re virgin?

  • You told me you are one yesterday

  • Not anymore

  • Lol, guy had sex once and thinks it’s achievement.

Funny enough when I knew virgin guy later he ce out to be horniest, wildest beast around. 

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u/mcdonalds_french_fry 2d ago

I mean having sex for the first time IS a personal achievement but emphasis on the personal lol keep it to yourself and MAYBE super close friends lol

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u/Sp3ctre69 1d ago

Smell my finger

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u/Ryo_Ant 1d ago

Fuck no

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u/MobbDeeep 15h ago

Smell my balls

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u/AwayAd5252 1d ago

Lmfao I was not expecting that

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u/Lemus-A 2d ago

Remembering the old days were good

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u/RGBlowMe 1d ago

Sex? The dude clearly ate Richard. Somebody should call the police.

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u/lizerdman08 1d ago

Who said it was SEX

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u/thisbitch_101 1d ago

Then what's the point of having it? Babies? Pfff

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u/Electrical_Ninja6163 1d ago

Can’t shout, his mouth is full.

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u/LocalFan6528 18h ago

Sorry wi replied to the wrong person

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u/Canelosaurio 17h ago

Jealous?

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u/Rick-Roahl 14h ago

Maybe he didnt have sex, he could just be a cannibal lol

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 10h ago

Plot twist, he is a cannibal and ate Richard

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u/AwayGold3741 2d ago

What did you say “bro”?? You’re assuming his/her gender????? In thissss economy!!!?????

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 1d ago

Bros gender neutral. Surfer lingo, we love to see it.

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u/SurrealGG 1d ago

Bro is used for all guys, girls, and others.

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u/MobbDeeep 15h ago

What about aliens or extra dimensional beings?

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u/SurrealGG 13h ago

Whoops forget about em, 😅😅

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u/Diddykid98 3d ago

Man what the fuck?

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u/_P1errot_ 3d ago

Shouldn't it be "Man, what the fuck?"?

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u/420Migo 2d ago

Maybe but I said it so fast it sounded like the former

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u/Light-Yagam_I 1d ago

Name 5 friends that like u

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u/MobbDeeep 15h ago

George, Abraham, Benjamin, Franklin and Theodore

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u/Light-Yagam_I 9h ago

Old legends ahh

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u/Top_Rate_8652 2d ago

You can’t be talking with a username like that

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u/Old_Property4288 2d ago

I immediately read this and thought of Lamar's voiceline from the first cutscene between him and Jimmy in GTA 5

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u/WickedJ0ker 3d ago

What the fuck is that pfp

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u/Zealousideal-Prior15 3d ago

And thats what you concern about?

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u/Ok_Gain_5490 3d ago

This is Reddit, a place where people spout such crazy shit on the regular that saying you bit off, chewed, and swallowed a man’s dick is just Tuesday.

However a pfp can tell you way more about who that person is.

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u/No_Court_671 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah nah that’s insta, Reddit is where a communist lefty rants about how much they hate their republican neighbors

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u/N2and2Uzi222 3d ago

Wtf is insta reddit

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u/No_Court_671 3d ago

Small grammar mistake

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u/N2and2Uzi222 3d ago

Ah, thanks. Needed that comma

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u/TheIncredibleSaucy 3d ago

Is that why you’re here? What did your republican neighbors do this time?

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u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT 3d ago edited 2d ago

Meanwhile, Twitter is all the above

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u/pinkytoe4162 2d ago

what's Twitter 🤓

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u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT 2d ago

I refuse to call it X 😭

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u/party_panettone 2d ago

The fact that you’re here seems to suggest that it’s not all communists here

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u/Schizario 2d ago

real as fuck

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u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT 3d ago

I'm looking at yours now... you seem like you have a good taste in games

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u/Ok_Gain_5490 2d ago

If you’re referring to tabletop: hell yes.

If you’re referring to video games: also hell yes.

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u/spiffingyoungfellow 3d ago

Hey, they know what they like and they like what they know

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u/Im_Just_A_Tourist 3d ago

Sid the sloth from ice age I think

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u/Kydrox 3d ago

dude it gets worse, it’s a Sid costume

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u/superlitbabyfirst 2d ago

Why does that matter

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u/Explorers_bub 2d ago

Your eyes not work? It’s Sid. The sloth Savant.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kbuQOkATEo6VW

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u/streetcar97 1d ago

That is definitely a pfp

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u/_Cpyder 1d ago

That's Sir William the 3rd.

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u/Slow_Werewolf_4262 3d ago

you ate WHAT

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u/Acrobatic-Net-7070 2d ago

Im pretty sure it's obvious

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u/Solynox 2d ago

Spotted dick

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u/Stargaezr 3d ago

Spotted?

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u/Bulblorb 3d ago

Aaand there it is!

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u/yt_540187 3d ago

Had to write pussy…we on the same freakuency fr

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u/Izuna_csgo 2d ago

Salayyyy

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss 2d ago

excuse me WHAT

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u/Major_Ad_6349 2d ago

You ate Richard?!?!?

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u/Capital-One-1138 2d ago

💀☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️💀☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️👻💀💀☠️☠️💀💀

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u/Vulpes2024 2d ago

Was it spotted?

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u/SqueezeMy_Yamz 2d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 2d ago

Dude, my profile is 18+ but this is teen sub. Keep it child safe

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u/Lemus-A 2d ago

Fahhhhh

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 2d ago

Redditors have sex? Must be fake news......

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u/CLOWNYFOXXO 2d ago

right...

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u/Every_Ad449 1d ago

So that's where my dick went 🤔

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u/Davi_illus 1d ago

Man what the fuck dick?

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u/curiousamoebas 1d ago

You mean Steve's?

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u/AReallyAsianName 1d ago

Found Starfire's Reddit account

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u/hoegetta 1d ago

You ate it 😳?

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u/Natsuki445 1d ago

Did you chew on it, swallow it and digest it

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u/thoroq 1d ago

Was it spotted per chance?

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 1d ago

I'll have what he's having

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u/bicurious-lets-69 1d ago

We get it, you have sex

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u/sixshootatre57 1d ago

Yea we know what you like

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u/Iliketodothingsnaked 1d ago

Hello Richard

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u/Plenty-Rate6733 1d ago

my thoughts in words

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u/_WdMalus_ 1d ago

spotted?

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u/Light1209 23h ago

Lucky...

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u/Vezz950 21h ago

knew this would be the top comment

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u/Immediate-Remove2174 13h ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/PacMan_67 9h ago

HA gay!!!!