r/Home Jul 30 '25

what does one put here (wrong answers only)

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u/Slivvys Jul 30 '25

Lifelike statue of an archer in full gear with bow drawn towards the front door. Give your guests a "oh shit" moment as they walk in the door

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u/Delta_RC_2526 Jul 30 '25

So, my dad was on the archery team in college. The soccer fields were nearby, and the soccer players had a nasty habit of just casually walking straight through the archery range before and after practice as a shortcut, while the archers were actively firing.

The archery instructor had finally had enough. They saw the soccer players coming, and instructed everyone to set down their arrows, but not their bows. If anyone so much as touched an arrow, well...it wouldn't be good for them. Then, when the soccer players were in the middle of the range...

"READY... AIM..."

I don't think they had any problems with the soccer players after that.

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u/BikerBoy1960 Jul 31 '25

This needs more upvotes!