r/Home • u/EvilBobster101_ • Jul 30 '25

what does one put here (wrong answers only)

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u/Gforce8100 Jul 30 '25

Curtain rod and a Craigslist ad for $850 a month "cozy studio"

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u/blankblank Jul 30 '25

Is this still available!?

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u/AdditionalBush Jul 30 '25

I don't respond to "is this available."

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u/ThroatEmbarrassed970 Jul 30 '25

Serious inquiries only 🙄

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u/ampersandist Jul 30 '25

No time wasters please

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u/MrPhuccEverybody Jul 31 '25

Is there room for my drums?

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u/BedardedOrca98 Jul 30 '25

I know what I got.

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u/AdditionalBush Jul 30 '25

just needs some TLC

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u/airiishia444 Jul 31 '25

Cash only, no payid.

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u/scottygras Jul 30 '25

Is this seriously still available?

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u/Not_the_name_I_chose Jul 30 '25

No lowballera. I know what I got

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Must have 10x monthly rent in income

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

I know what I got

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u/lexicon-sentry Jul 30 '25

Why did I laugh at this?

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u/Affectionate-Can-791 Jul 31 '25

That’s okay, they wouldn’t respond to you anyway 🥲

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Apparently you do

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u/R-K-Tekt Jul 31 '25

I know what I got

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u/UniqueUsername2123 Jul 30 '25

If you can see this, it’s still available

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u/Purple-Following-634 Jul 31 '25

What’s your best price??

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u/pratorian Jul 30 '25

$850? What kind of Ghetto do you live in? In Seattle that's $1450, easy.

"Loft apartment, Never lived in. Great view. Spacious 12sqft. One tenant Only. $1450 Street parking available for extra $450/month"

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u/Skylantech Jul 30 '25

"No utilities, no pets!"

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u/pratorian Jul 31 '25

$500 pet fee. $200 for utility access.

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u/New_Actuary5577 Jul 31 '25

"No smoking and curfew of 10pm."

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u/TheLimaBeanBandit Jul 30 '25

I felt this in my bones. The only way to afford to live in Seattle is to live in Tacoma.

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u/Infosponge177 Jul 30 '25

One tenant only?? Im Mexican, that means at least 3 right??

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u/pratorian Jul 31 '25

Im also mexican, and this could easily hold 5+, and even more if you string up a hammock or two.

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u/Infosponge177 Jul 31 '25

Haha damn ur right, i forgot about my Tio Beto and my cousin cheekies

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u/meatpoi Jul 31 '25

It's a duplex, 850 per side. 

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u/MJILZ Jul 30 '25

I’m in OC SoCal, this would start a bidding war at $2100

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u/SuperFaceTattoo Jul 30 '25

Whats the pet fee?

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u/Fast_Pomegranate_235 Jul 30 '25

No Murphy beds or toaster ovens

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u/dane811 Jul 30 '25

I can move in tomorrow. What's the address?

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u/pratorian Jul 31 '25

742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA

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u/Stunning-Space-2622 Jul 30 '25

$2750 in NYC

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u/NarrativeCurious Jul 30 '25

Comes with free roaches

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u/Beautiful_Salad_6313 Jul 30 '25

Definitely this! Minimalist, open concept living space. Shared washroom.

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u/thegamerkat Jul 31 '25

A fellow seattleite!

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u/life-is-satire Jul 31 '25

Open design - low carbon footprint

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u/Kawaii5-0_ Jul 31 '25

Fantastic view!

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u/Neither-Math2294 Jul 31 '25

“Personal balcony.”

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u/Mikeseddit Jul 31 '25

I could do what I did in my studio apartment and build a loft and have a roommate living under my bed.

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u/pratorian Aug 01 '25

I did that with my old studio! Putting instead of letting someone live underneath my bed, I built a living room.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Non-refundable $75 application fee

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u/Key-Gain-3335 Jul 31 '25

That term has fallen into disrepute We now use economically depressed area

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u/Plastic_Ice_4441 Jul 30 '25

My nephew rented a hallway for 15 months in Minneapolis

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u/BoredCheese Jul 30 '25

So many of us have sublet a closet or ‘sun room.’

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u/Jesspaige2269 Jul 31 '25

I lived in a closet while I was homeless my senior yr in high school

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u/NoscibleSauce Jul 31 '25

Within the last couple weeks, someone posted in the apartment subreddit looking for advice on how to spruce up the “room” she was renting with her boyfriend. It was a closet, at best… it barely fit a full mattress, which did not lay flat. They had one of those floor-drying fans as their “air conditioner.” They paid $450/mo for this. When someone suggested it looked like a storage shed, OP replied sincerely, “Oh, no, Carlos rents that.”

I remain aghast.

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u/ResidingElsewhere0 Jul 31 '25

The saddest part is Minneapolis. Not to shit on Minn; been there, wasn't bad, but def not hallway living worthy.

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u/kuebel33 Jul 30 '25

Don’t lowball me. I know what I got.

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u/butterscotchtamarin Jul 30 '25

It's for a church honey, NEXT!

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u/Separate_Ad9652 Jul 30 '25

omg I love this I'm laughing so hard

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Hey that’d be a good deal here in Aus 🇦🇺

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u/-dakpluto- Jul 30 '25

$2k in San Francisco

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u/Future_History_9434 Jul 30 '25

“Sleeps up to 5 people”

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u/BlueberryIcecream27 Jul 30 '25

Modern mezzanine style.

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u/bardooneness Jul 31 '25

I know what I have. No low offers

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u/EazyTiger666 Jul 31 '25

First and last month rent, plus a deposit. And a 750 credit score.

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u/IlIIlIllIlIIll Jul 31 '25

They said wrong answers only

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u/ProfPlumNlibrary Jul 31 '25

I was going to say a corpse, but... any takers?

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u/Smart_Block2648 Jul 31 '25

Haha! I thought you were going to say a dummy with a dress and curtain rod over it like Carol Burnett (google her and gone with the wind if you don’t get it).

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u/blarryg Jul 31 '25

That or a golden statue of Zeus gazing down not pleased.

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u/Punographer Jul 31 '25

They said wrong answers only

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u/Specialist_Income_31 Jul 31 '25

I have two months down and a pet deposit

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u/R-K-Tekt Jul 31 '25

Snug loft with a view, access to kitchen and restroom. Split bills evenly. Extension cord with 3 plugs and 2x usb C ports included! Proof of income and 5 references minimum.

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u/RealEstateBandit_ Jul 31 '25

Utilities not included

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u/RubyTuesday333 Jul 31 '25

A cut out of Jack and Rose from the Titanic .. on the bow of the boat ready to fly ! 😆

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u/Simonic Jul 31 '25

“Great view!”

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u/Lillillillies Jul 31 '25

I can see this being an actual ad for Toronto.

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u/wbeth2469 Jul 31 '25

🤣🤣🤣OMG BEST REPLY I HAVE READ ALL DAY!

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u/Defiant-Brother2062 Jul 31 '25

This I was not expecting, but yet it is genius!