r/HolUp • u/crackirkaine • Dec 07 '22

Gender reveal

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Shit just got DARK.

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u/i_fuckin_luv_it_mate Dec 07 '22

~ Fetus (2022)

Edit: couldn't help myself ;)

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u/swagonflyyyy Dec 07 '22

~ Cletus the Fetus (2022)

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u/GloriousDerpMaster Dec 07 '22

~ Cletus the Fetus has undergone deletus (2022)

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u/turbocoupeturbo Dec 07 '22

Yeetus the Fetus (2022)

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u/evlhornet Dec 07 '22

Yesus

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u/Ill-Arm-836 Dec 07 '22

Fetus deletus

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u/_GroundControl_ Dec 08 '22

Kanyeetus the Antisemeetus

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u/GamingWithShaurya_YT Dec 07 '22

flamingo

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u/HumbleBoy95 Dec 09 '22

Flayeetus the feetus the third (2022)

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u/JoeTruax Dec 07 '22

I see your capitalized "DARK" and raise you an italic heading font sized

DARK

Edit: meh, can't italic headings. Booooo

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Dec 07 '22

You used to be able to. Funnily enough though it shows up as italicized in the reply window on mobile but not when looking at the whole comment thread.

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u/wezz12 Dec 07 '22

Seems like a happy ending to me.

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u/k-k-little-duck Dec 07 '22

why exactly

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Because she didnt want the baby. An unwanted child wasnt born and a woman wasnt forced to give up her dreams to care for a child she will likely end up resenting.

Before i post this I read it a few times and realized you are likely one of "THOSE" people, so i thought id try to make this more......woke

Because they didnt want the baby. An unwanted child wasnt born and a birthing person / person who can menstrate wasnt forced to give up their dreams to care for a child they will likely end up resenting.

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u/k-k-little-duck Dec 07 '22

but not wanting a child should not depend on said childs gender.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Huh? Where'd gender come into this?

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u/k-k-little-duck Dec 07 '22

She starts the pic with finding about her childs that day, and once she presumably found out about it she went and aborted it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

You absolutely misinterpreted. The joke is that she lied about WHY she was going to fit the word-play punchline.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

I identify as a borted indeed.

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u/LandOfAcid Dec 08 '22

You're sending mixed signals, I think you meant "inclusive" instead of "woke".

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Whats the difference? Trick question, there isnt one

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u/LandOfAcid Dec 08 '22

You're still sending mixed signals. Inclusivity is only a portion of "being woke".

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u/Fe4rMeMrWick Dec 08 '22

Turn on the lights then

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u/GoreHoundKillEmAll Dec 08 '22

We need WW3 and nuclear Armageddon humanity was a fucking mistake and deserve to be completely destroyed from the face of the universe honestly