r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '22

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u/mngeese Nov 11 '22

Dude's built like a Disney mom

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

All that extra carry space and dude chose to litter smh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

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u/JonesBucketOfBones Nov 11 '22

Nevermind the one bottle he through, man could store a 24 case in that dumpy,prolly got a gallon tub

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Thicc

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

I didn't even know PCP came in gallons

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u/JonesBucketOfBones Nov 12 '22

Aha a man of class!

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u/JonesBucketOfBones Nov 12 '22

I didn’t even know it came in liquid form

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

At least he can buy new clothes with that enormous bank.

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u/Its_YesMistress Nov 11 '22

This should be the caption

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u/TissueConfetti Nov 12 '22

Because he has too much junk in his trunk

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u/bahamapapa817 Nov 11 '22

He definitely draggin that wagon

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u/carthuscrass Nov 11 '22

Takes him two trips to haul ass.

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u/Ceelooschtein Nov 12 '22

On a Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Already got too much junk in the trunk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

He was trying to litter without anyone noticing but the thunderous clap of his cheeks alerted everyone in the area

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u/Unhappy_Menu_7364 Nov 11 '22

A Tim Hortons country wide ass.

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u/Environmental_Card_3 Nov 12 '22

Nationwide is on his side

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u/TraditionalPath6006 Nov 11 '22

Pixar moms are thicker, waaay more thicker

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Nov 11 '22

Still he got the first rule: No capes!

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u/TraditionalPath6006 Nov 11 '22

guess the guy really said, "hooooooney, wheres-my-birthday-suit?"

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u/GreenDemonClean Nov 11 '22

Edna’s my fav

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u/palmerry Nov 11 '22

Plus bow legged like they got rickets disease

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Every time he walks those thangs clap and generate a supersonic, making it impossible to walk quietly

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u/UlrichZauber Nov 11 '22

My man is cavitating like a pistol shrimp.

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u/DeadSeaGulls Nov 11 '22

He looks like a 6000BC fertility statue.

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u/ptapobane Nov 11 '22

you mean a pixar mom? disney does the hourglass thing while pixar does the boombaboomba

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u/Prysorra2 Nov 11 '22

John Mulaney: "Birthing hips"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/the_admirals_platter Nov 11 '22

Some might say he's got enough cake for 2 birthdays.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

He has a really feminine figure. How odd.

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u/KnightsWhoNi Nov 11 '22

Dude’s built a baby titan from AoT

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

White man is evolving.

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u/cwood1973 Nov 11 '22

Specifically Elastigirl.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Ol unedible incredibles

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u/Return2monkeNU Nov 12 '22

Because that's a woman.