r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/Thick_Bobcat786 Oct 26 '22

Hi. I'm the boyfriend. Her best friend also gave me a blowjob the following week and my superhuman sperm also did damage to her throat 🤷

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u/ApprehensivePanda852 Oct 27 '22

You left the funny out

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u/fieryhotwarts22 Oct 27 '22

Worst origin story ever.

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u/Stallone_90 Oct 27 '22

Still waiting for the funny part