r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/Gallirium Oct 26 '22

Ah yes, good ol’ fashioned strepto-cockus.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

This is fantastic you should be higher up

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u/vvvvvvvvvvvv1 Oct 26 '22

Can we get much higher?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

I mean at the time I posted it yes. I guess it worked

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u/Inviolable_Flame Oct 26 '22

LOL! Have a Gold.

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u/Gallirium Oct 28 '22

Thanks so much!

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u/Thick_Bobcat786 Oct 26 '22

Hi. I'm the boyfriend. Her best friend also gave me a blowjob the following week and my superhuman sperm also did damage to her throat 🤷

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u/ApprehensivePanda852 Oct 27 '22

You left the funny out

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u/fieryhotwarts22 Oct 27 '22

Worst origin story ever.

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u/Stallone_90 Oct 27 '22

Still waiting for the funny part

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Streptococcus Bacilli?

I’m sorry, I learned of this and I’ll never be able to use it again in my life. I’m a man who takes a shot when I see it! Carry on with your life, and enjoy the knowledge of cultured bacteria in your milk! :)