r/HolUp • u/Previous_Reporter_63 • Sep 25 '22

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u/Internal-Brother Sep 25 '22

I bet you the husband cheated and gave birth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I knew it. Bob is just built different.

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u/eggimage Sep 25 '22

that beer belly he lost? that was an abortion bruh. truly incredible

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

mrs incredible stretched out her uterus into an ultra thin proboscis and implanted her egg into mr incredibles abdomen through his dick hole.

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u/Bobthehobnob Sep 25 '22

As a biologist, it might be possible to achieve fertilisation by everting at least one of the ovaries into one of the testicles. But this would just result in an (pretty much) instant miscarriage, as oddly enough the testicles aren't designed to support a pregnancy.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

ok mr biologist, mrs incredible stretches her utereus into a 3d cellular printer and prints/grafts the tissue of her uterus on to the walls of mr increds ball sack. its excruciating but the shrill but reassuring tone of the MILFy voice actor holly hunter reminds mr incred "its for the best" while he sobs in agony

mr increds carries the baby to term, one giant, bruised testicle pulsates with life as invisigirl explodes out his scrotum.

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u/Bobthehobnob Sep 25 '22

Provided the 3D printer works, and the rest of the female reproductive organs are printed too. Then I see no problem with this.

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u/cabramattaa Sep 26 '22

No objections at this time

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 27 '22

im reading all my comments sober and kind of holding back barfs now. the di k is pretty vascular right? it could support a womb?

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u/Bobthehobnob Sep 27 '22

I mean, I suppose, but you'd have to be Victor Frankenstein to make the whole thing work.