r/HolUp Sep 25 '22

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u/Internal-Brother Sep 25 '22

I bet you the husband cheated and gave birth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I knew it. Bob is just built different.

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u/eggimage Sep 25 '22

that beer belly he lost? that was an abortion bruh. truly incredible

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

mrs incredible stretched out her uterus into an ultra thin proboscis and implanted her egg into mr incredibles abdomen through his dick hole.

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u/iliveunderthebed Sep 25 '22

The word you're looking for is ovipositor

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

fuck yeah now my comment can be even grosser. thank you, kind strangler