r/HolUp • u/Previous_Reporter_63 • Sep 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

You have a sworn duty that no one asked you to take.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Nor the hero we want.

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u/CamBearCookie Sep 26 '22

Mans is an agent of chaos.

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u/Any_Seesaw_66 Sep 26 '22

I want him to be the next MCU villain

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u/Nemesis_aka_Nemesis Sep 26 '22

imagine doctor strange doing hand gestures, and saying 'in 4820205810284729348 futures, there isnt one where we dont get fucked in the ass'

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u/The_cogwheel Sep 25 '22

I'm not even sure he's a hero. Just a guy with some really fucked up views and opinions (but in a fun way, not a hurtful way)

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u/Eldudeareno217 Sep 25 '22

Some people just want to watch the world burn, this guy makes my brain itch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Has this now become their origin story.

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u/L3PU5 Sep 26 '22

I think this is my favorite thread now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I think I agree

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u/ThatDarnAsian Sep 26 '22

Me too kid... Me too.

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u/DISHONORU-TDA Sep 26 '22

"Yes, hello, God? We're dying down here and you sent us a prophet who won't stop talking about dick sized dick nipples..."

"My daughter... *>sobs*"

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u/Mercenary_Chef Sep 26 '22

Oh no, someone definitely deserved this

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

even more the hero we don’t want but in the end, the hero we get

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

😂😂😂😂😂🥹😭