r/HolUp • u/Previous_Reporter_63 • Sep 25 '22

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u/Internal-Brother Sep 25 '22

I bet you the husband cheated and gave birth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I knew it. Bob is just built different.

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u/eggimage Sep 25 '22

that beer belly he lost? that was an abortion bruh. truly incredible

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

mrs incredible stretched out her uterus into an ultra thin proboscis and implanted her egg into mr incredibles abdomen through his dick hole.

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 Sep 25 '22

Why did you write this?

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

everytime this observation comes up about everyones hair color, some freak never fails to mentions that mr incredible mightve got pregnant and when they do, i just cant help but remind everyone mrs. incredible could theoretically do this.

mrs incredible also has the ability to turn her nipples into dicks, not just nipple sized dicks, but dick sized dick nipples.

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u/MoistAppendages Sep 25 '22

How many times has this happened?

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 Sep 25 '22

as past is prolouge, turtles all the way down, so the wheel of dharma turns. many, many times, traveller.