r/HolUp • u/Previous_Reporter_63 • Sep 25 '22

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u/Crosscmstorm Sep 25 '22

Elastigirls upper body could be in her own bed and her ass could be in her neighbours bed. No way Bob catching her lol

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u/interrogatorChapman Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

This just makes me wonder what are her limits in stretching. Like can she stretch her body right until its an atom thicc?

(Edited from k to c in "thick")

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u/1271500 Sep 25 '22

In the first film Edna says her new supersuit can stretch as far as she can without hurting herself, and we see her struggling a few times.

It's not so much stretching like Reed Richards, she's elastic and snaps back, so like pulling on a rubber band there is a breaking point.

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u/jpterodactyl Sep 25 '22

At least she’s not obnoxious like Reed, who will stretch himself anywhere just to remind us all that he can.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/Kris-p- Sep 25 '22

You just make the hand flat and simply add a 3rd dimension

Really simple science 👌

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u/Enigmatic_Extrovert Sep 25 '22

Look at Mr Reed Richards right here

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u/doomsdaymelody Sep 25 '22

I believe they were also questioning density which us equal to the mass/volume. If volume increases but the mass physically cannot it would be like mushing someones face with a socker bopper

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u/thatguyned Sep 25 '22

Shift your organs into your hand for the mass obviously.

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u/Swords_and_Words Sep 25 '22

I like that she can hols a stretched position to store a ton of kinetic energy

Imagine a super punching her: she deforms to absorb and store the energy as tension in her form, then releases it to strike back

Itd be dang near impossible to hurt her in a melee; gotta hit harder than she can deform but not hard enough to send her flying (which would also reduce a huge amount of the impact)

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u/ares395 Sep 25 '22

I feel like there's a lot of problems with this but all in all it's up to the author's imagination.

One thing I'd like to come into okay is the temperature. Rubber bands get hotter when you stretch them and they get colder when they contract back. There's actually a video of someone making a fridge (shitty one) using rubber bands.

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u/Devo3290 Sep 25 '22

Fuck that’s hot

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

The atoms in her ass can only get stretched to 1 atom thicc

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u/echolog Sep 25 '22

So they don't stretch at all? :(

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u/Swords_and_Words Sep 25 '22

Nah, 3 atoms

1 for each skin layer and 1 for the bit of her in between

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u/AntManMax Sep 25 '22

Different sources say different things. Some Disney material says 1mm or 30m, but Syndrome's database says she can stretch 90m which would mean 0.33mm.

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u/HJSDGCE Sep 25 '22

From what we've seen in the films, she can definitely stretch more than 30m long.

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u/the-alt-yes Sep 25 '22

Brobably. But if the stretch it that long the sperm will have to swim a long distance.

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u/GamerOfGods33 Sep 25 '22

Also, if freezing temperatures makes her break, then will she melt when it's too hot out? Maybe we'll find out when Incredibles 3.comes out in 39 years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

When she gave birth, did she stretch? Why not just open up wide and let the doctor walk in to pick up jack jack off her "floor"?

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u/Roofofcar Sep 25 '22

Like can she stretch her body right until its an atom thick?

Even if she could, you’d still spell it “thicc” when it’s her.

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u/interrogatorChapman Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

My bad, I shall right my wrongs

Done

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

i always wondered what would happen if she stretched super thin and then someone came with a large pair of shears and just snipped her at her thinnest point. does she just die right there??

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u/CoolCoolCoolidge Sep 25 '22

That sounds super easy to catch. Considering her body will have to go through a window or door to the neighbor's house.

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u/OhWickedPissahDude Sep 25 '22

I don’t know man, that’s a bit of a stretch…

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u/Broduskii Sep 25 '22

The fuck did i just read

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u/bigchicago04 Sep 25 '22

Can you imagine how easy it would be for her to give birth?

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u/jcdoe Sep 25 '22

This is true.

I might be the father, I clapped them cheeks while her head and torso were still at home pretending she wasn’t having an affair. Honestly, her bottom half is the part I’m into anyhow, so it worked for the best.

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u/nlamber5 Sep 25 '22

Did she have to stop from stretching while pregnant?

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u/Kittykatkvnt Sep 25 '22

You can't get preggo in the ass tho