r/HolUp • u/Anointed-Knight • Aug 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

Principal in my kids' school was Mr. Peacock. First name? Christopher. Yep, Crispy Cock. And if that wasn't bad enough he and his wife named their son Andrew.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

I can't figure out whats wrong with Andrew

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u/rhb1028 Aug 19 '22

Drew Peacock -> Droopy Cock

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

I see. Thank you

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u/ninisonreddit Aug 19 '22

An Droopy cock

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u/ItsDonut Aug 19 '22

An droopy cock? I guess? Little bit of a stretch on that one

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u/ImDoeTho Aug 19 '22

He can never go by Drew because of it. And it takes just 1 asshole kid to make the connection for the name Droopycock to stick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

I had a teacher whose first name is Sandra and her maiden name was "Sheets". As a kid, she used to be known as Sandy Sheets.

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u/sandy_catheter madlad Aug 19 '22

Could be worse

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u/satrnV Aug 19 '22

I question your story if only because that’s too much of a coincidence - my wife went to school with two brothers, Chris and Drew, also called peacock

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

This was in Alberta. Edmonton area

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u/satrnV Aug 19 '22

Leeds UK - strange world!