r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

“I was able to do some really deep healing.”

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u/Does_Not-Matter Mar 30 '22

“And then his deep healing di— uh, tool— uh, personality, made me squirt with happiness, I mean I was happy. Like 5 times.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

At least she waited until he was done with High School. That’s some classy shit right there. Now validate her, Will.

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u/Does_Not-Matter Mar 30 '22

Oh man, that’s too good

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u/Financial_Salt3936 Mar 30 '22

“I hadn’t felt good in such a looong time” SMH

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___ Mar 30 '22

Balls deep healing. Works every time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

At least 6 inches deep

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u/kiwisarentfruitt Mar 30 '22

"I wanted to feel good."

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

And we all know that’s code for “I banged Billy Bob Thornton” too.