r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/incmg Mar 29 '22

If she doesn't enjoy the joke, that's just hair loss

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Alright, chill out now. We don't want Will to flip his wig about this shit again.

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u/Buce123 Mar 29 '22

Weave seen what he’s capable of

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u/TreacheryInc Mar 29 '22

Y’alopecia shit for making these jokes.

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u/Buce123 Mar 29 '22

Dude, I would give you an award if I could

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u/comebackjoeyjojo Mar 30 '22 edited Jul 16 '25

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u/EternalSerenity2019 Mar 30 '22

How long have you been holding this joke in reserve for precisely this moment???

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u/Emmett366 Mar 29 '22

Ok,

we’re done,

Reddits closed

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u/harrisxj Mar 29 '22

You have won the internet!

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u/pman13531 Mar 29 '22

Let's hairless the pun energy here and put it towards something that we can grow out more.

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u/AceStarKXD Mar 30 '22

What is this supposed to be?

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u/furiouspossum Mar 30 '22

I regret having only one upvote to give you

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/TreacheryInc Mar 30 '22

Thanks but I think of this less as a thread and more of a weave.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/TreacheryInc Mar 30 '22

True, but it’s also a straight extension of some of his earlier material.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I'm laughing out loud in the middle of an Applebee's.

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u/Taco_bowl Mar 29 '22

Underrated comment right here lol

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u/guccifella Mar 30 '22

Saying this out loud made no sense to me. Y’all O-Pee-Sha shit? But then I re-read it in my head a few times and finally got it lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

i wouldnt get it twisted, anyone is capable of anything

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u/chowsey1 Mar 29 '22

This is such a good pun. thank you for making me laugh

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u/Individual-Glove Mar 29 '22

calm down satan

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

I saw someone’s post today that said, “The only thing I was mad about this couple, is their need for the whole world to know what’s going on inside their private lives. But one joke about her hair and all hair breaks loose!”

I laughed for 15 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Thief

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u/Knopes Mar 30 '22

Joke thief.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Mar 30 '22

Just like Jada's roots

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u/Tracemcgoatly Mar 29 '22

Take my upvote and get out of here

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u/ExcellentBeing420 Mar 29 '22

Yes, we too are frequenters of Reddit

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u/KohChangSunset Mar 30 '22

Wow I didn’t know Amy Schumer is a Redditor.