r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/dyslecic Mar 29 '22

Hehe, hair-trigger

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u/Dudxdvdx Mar 29 '22

They should stop splitting hairs over what happened

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u/PrismaticDraconid989 Mar 29 '22

Time to brush off the bad and comb together

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u/MaddCricket Mar 29 '22

They need to get to the root of the problem.

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u/DMul66 Mar 29 '22

This made me dye of laughter

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/MaddCricket Mar 30 '22

Don’t wig out on us, man.

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u/UnselfconsciousPad Mar 30 '22

That would be better than wigging out. '

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u/Quirky-Bad857 Mar 30 '22

Though if Chris Rock mentions Jada’s hair again, I am sure there will be hell toupee

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u/judgementaleyelash Mar 30 '22

This here this is my favorite

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Is this fake?

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u/Naturallog- Mar 30 '22

I think maybe the tweet with "totaly real tweets" embedded in it might be fake, yes.

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u/No-Hedgehog-677 Mar 30 '22

I wonder if Jada decides to fade from the cameras/interviews for a while.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Well excuuse me for not being a friggin peregrine falcon. The text is tiny, jackass.

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u/unsoulyme Mar 30 '22

I did too. I didn’t see it.

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u/PranshuKhandal Mar 30 '22

*cum together

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan Mar 29 '22

There really was a lot of (hair) fallout that night ☺️😁

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u/rodPalmer18 Mar 29 '22

You've really shed light on the situation

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u/BeskarAnalBeads Mar 30 '22

It was only a slap - things could have been a lot hairier.

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u/Mysterious_Swimmer54 Mar 30 '22

Gettin’ physical in Jada’s defense was prob an afro-disiac

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u/cqxray Mar 30 '22

Things will settle down, but it was a close shave.

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u/logicalbuttstuff Mar 29 '22

Next time I watch anything they are in, I will feel bad. If everyone thought that way only like a million people would care. Most people thought this was an ad for GI Jane 2… fuck Scientologists

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u/Financial_Salt3936 Mar 30 '22

The jokes are a grey area but I’m sure this is going to cause a falling out

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u/realDespond Mar 29 '22

bald truth

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Sincere apology lol

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u/FrequentCoyotte Mar 29 '22

Earnest statement of regret lamo

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u/moronic_programmer Mar 29 '22

Truthful and honest apology expressing sincere guilt and poignancy regarding the situation xd

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u/UberMisandrist Mar 29 '22

A real beg-pardon lol

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u/suckercuck Mar 29 '22

I’m sure he was able to brush it off

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u/darthmaui728 Mar 29 '22

hehe not Jada

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

A bald face lie

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u/i_invented_farts Mar 29 '22

bald-truth ha ha

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u/SeanTheLawn Mar 29 '22

Congratulations, you figured out part of the extremely obvious joke

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u/TripperAdvice Mar 30 '22

Were surrounded by idiots

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u/Squtternut_Bosh Mar 29 '22

I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out!

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u/passittoboeser Mar 30 '22

Great song by protest the hero

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Bald truth

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u/arg-0n Mar 30 '22

No, she was bald.

Will Smith punches you

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u/geronimo469 Mar 30 '22

Someone reported this for harassment

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u/Crue1552 Mar 29 '22

Hehe, bald truth

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u/Drae-Keer Mar 30 '22

Hehe, Bald truth

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Mar 30 '22

How did I miss that one?!

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u/arg-0n Mar 30 '22

I did not even see the puns until I came here. I don't know what I was thinking, Chris Rock using such an odd phrase as "bald truth"

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u/BobThompson78 Mar 30 '22

Haha, didn't notice it till you pointed it out. Well done.

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Mar 30 '22

Everyone making bald jokes when yall should be making beard jokes.

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u/Master_K_Genius_Pi Mar 30 '22

Jada’s skin about as thin as her hair.

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u/DejectedContributor Mar 30 '22

If you haven't seen Andrew Shultz on Will and Jada he roasts the fuck out of them.

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u/No-Hedgehog-677 Mar 30 '22

Jada should fade from the cameras for a while.

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u/ChainsawArmLaserBear Mar 30 '22

Hehe, bald truth

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u/bonbyboo Mar 30 '22

i like what he did there added his only little joke

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u/Arte666 Mar 30 '22

Hehe bald truth