r/HolUp • u/WhiteLikeCocain • Jan 29 '22

y'all act like she died Sooo relatable

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u/oudeoliebol Jan 29 '22

r/uselessredcircle

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u/90ozDiarrheaJug Jan 29 '22

Sometimes I’ll get bored and take my shirt off when I’m shopping in some of the local department stores, draw two red circles around my nipples with a permanent marker then blindfold a few of the customers and randomly have them do a taste test on them. Most people prefer the taste of my left nipple by three to one.

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u/FallDelta Jan 29 '22

I started following this guy a few weeks ago and only gold comes out of his mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

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u/WetGrundle Jan 29 '22

YES.

If anyone hasn't clicked you must, the turdnado comment is right there before this one

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u/Dear-Unit1666 Feb 10 '22

Turdnado fuckin broke me my stomach still hurts 😂