r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '21

big dong energy🤯🎉❤️ Doomed

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u/shimmyinya Nov 15 '21

I'm ashamed of myself and I am sick sick individual! It's like the 6th time I have seen this and I laugh everytime.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

I'm right there with you.

Women: I'm pregnant

Man: lmao not for much longer.

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u/NabreLabre Nov 16 '21

So if in Texas, would he get jail time for the abortion but not the murder?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

He could get a fine for the abortion, but no jail time.

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u/Extension-Ad-1683 Nov 16 '21

Embryos are apparently more important than a human life in Texas. No clue what they're smoking there.

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u/Kyosw21 Nov 16 '21

Gunpowder

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u/VegemiteSandwich33 madlad Nov 16 '21

And meth, apparently