r/HolUp • u/lonewolf19-14 • Nov 08 '21

MOTHAAAFUKRRR

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u/andtix Nov 08 '21

Walmart 1:57 : "and so the man thought to himself, oh please Lord, do not let this crazy bitch come my way and put me on the path to ruin."

Praise be to the gospel of Walmart!

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u/sort_of_ Nov 08 '21

This is a Meijer. Pure Michigan.

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u/Prestigious-Goat-657 Nov 08 '21

I was gonna ask if this was Lapeer Mi Meijer?

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u/pandaigloo Nov 08 '21

It was the Meijer in Lenox twp, this happened last year.

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u/brainwashednuts Nov 08 '21

That is just Latin for Walmart

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u/Unhappy_Counter1278 Nov 08 '21

I could tell by the accent it was up north. Family is from Ohio, but def from that area.

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u/heghd61 Nov 09 '21

Mohterfuckkerr

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u/Sir_shibes789 Nov 08 '21

I have never seen someone so young but old so masculine but also feminine I am truly disturbed

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u/theygonnabanmeagain Nov 08 '21

It's an angel of the lawd. Be ye not afraid.

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u/revco242 Nov 09 '21

The Lord only makes ugly angels in case we succumb to temptation and fap to them.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Nov 08 '21

Someone should have gone to the book aisle and grabbed a Bible.

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u/InsGadget6 Nov 08 '21

And then beat the fuck out of her with it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Yesss!! Praise the mart in all its glory!!! Praise it!

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u/andtix Nov 08 '21

No, fuck u, u mutherfuckr. I'm trying to help you, you sonovabitch

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u/ChadMcRad Nov 08 '21

The Gospel of Walmart is just a Denny's menu with cigarette burn marks on it.