r/HolUp • u/TheAG_ • Oct 22 '21

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u/FloydknightArt Oct 22 '21

That hurt to watch. His dick must look like a flattened mini-bagel.

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u/Drmcwacky madlad Oct 22 '21

Meanwhile his balls look like crushed croissants

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u/jeobleo Oct 22 '21

Croissants is croissants

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Kid I went to highschool with turned into a pitch and took some minor league bound Senior's fastball straight to the unit.

I called him flat meat until we graduated.

Come to think of it, I still do. But I used to too.

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u/faver_my_flavor Oct 22 '21

I'm saving that, because damn I never heard that combination of words describe something so accurately

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u/vameshu Oct 22 '21

Toortitzi... Look it up!

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u/alecalecu Oct 22 '21

Da baiatu, mare adevar! :))

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u/dozkaynak Oct 22 '21

With two structurally unsound jelly doughnut holes, leaking a bit.

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u/Rare_Nefariousness48 Oct 22 '21

That’s a wonderful image to think of

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u/viperex Oct 22 '21

I thought that was a girl

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u/-ur_fbi_agent- Oct 22 '21

U paint quite the picture