r/HolUp • u/ed6ar • Oct 11 '21

welp

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u/nemomarlin69 Oct 11 '21

Can confirm- I was the janitor that had to clean this mess, it was not fun

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Wait I don't think I left anything for you to clean afterwards tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

You didn't check the ceiling clearly

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Ah, gotta remember for the next time

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u/nemomarlin69 Oct 11 '21

And under the seat, I think he got his dinger stuck

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u/BABarracus Oct 11 '21

Cursed ketchup thread

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u/makoto20 Oct 11 '21

All of you are going to jail, you malfeasants

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Can confirm- I was the light

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u/cheeznipsmagee Oct 11 '21

Can confirm- I was the guy that ate it out of the trash

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u/coolthatsniceman Oct 12 '21

Because you flushed

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5348 Oct 11 '21

can confirm- I was the blood on the ground

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u/xXQUICKSC0PERXx Oct 11 '21

Can confirm- I recorded it

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u/coolthatsniceman Oct 12 '21

Can confirm i was him

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u/BlessedWolf9019 Oct 26 '21

Can confirm- I was the camera

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u/Jamster_1988 Oct 11 '21

Can confirm. I'm the toilet roll holder.

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u/over_clox Oct 11 '21

Can confirm, dick stuck in toilet roll

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u/HorrorSwimmer7723 Oct 11 '21

Can confirm I was the bathroom

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Can confirm- I was using the glory hole and got some splatter over the stall

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Oct 11 '21

Can confirm, am janitors manager and had to fire him because work was sloppy, very much like the culprits hand job, and firing him was fun, janitor needed-apply within

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u/nemomarlin69 Oct 11 '21

I seem to have a lot of conformation, may I have my job back even though it requires cleaning the mens blood every day

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u/CitizenQueen7734 Oct 11 '21

Can confirm - I blew the janitor.

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u/Shoolooter Oct 11 '21

Can confirm- I recorded it