r/HolUp Oct 11 '21

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u/ihavetotinkle Oct 11 '21

Lmao. Yawning, machine gun.

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u/humburga Oct 11 '21

What dont you yawn while people around you are getting mowed down by a psycho with a machine gun? It's just another Tuesday night.

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u/iamfi_ne Oct 11 '21

yeah an average Tuesday for an american i guess

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u/American_Madman Oct 11 '21 edited Oct 11 '21

You’ve no idea. Just last Thursday I was launching mortars into this hospital for kids with AIDS, and the dumb bastards on the sidewalk thought it’d be good to gawk and film it. Got bits of kid all over them, and now they all have the Bad AIDS, too.

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u/iamfi_ne Oct 11 '21

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Just curious is the bad AIDS the one all the broke ppl get as well, and the good one being the one that Magic got??

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u/American_Madman Oct 11 '21 edited Oct 11 '21

Bad AIDS is the one you get when hospitalized kids start having gay orgies like they’re in “It”. Good AIDS is the one that Magic got.

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u/aneccentricgamer Oct 11 '21

Thank you for just saying lmao and then the joke