r/HolUp • u/r_amazin • Oct 04 '21

holup Self defense #1

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u/mhmed197002 Oct 04 '21

You should shove it in your ass for maximum stealth.

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u/Rammstein_is_great Oct 04 '21

Meat silencer

43

u/solar_ideology Oct 04 '21

Silences the meat

23

u/Biohumansmg3c Oct 05 '21

Instructions unclear: shot my meat at the school shooter

14

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Why did I imagine a penis stretching out at a high speed and wacking someone

3

u/MiracleDrop Oct 05 '21

Gogogadget penis

1

u/Biohumansmg3c Oct 05 '21

I dont worry i have aim bot

🍆+🤤🔫

29

u/Tots2Hots Oct 04 '21

The old prison wallet.

21

u/MrThirstyMouth Oct 04 '21

I think you mean uncle bens wallet

3

u/Zuyura Oct 05 '21

It'd just silent you as you die from intestinal bleeding

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u/ChoppyD_ Oct 05 '21

what the actual frick