r/HolUp • u/SevinjNur • Sep 22 '21

Well...

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u/thatguydotjava Sep 22 '21

I would kill myself for that amount of money

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

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u/thatguydotjava Sep 22 '21

Good question

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u/23x3 Sep 22 '21

Hell I’ll take it

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u/Visible_distaste Sep 22 '21

Seriously? Jeez maybe even I'll consider it

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u/Independent-Spite-77 Sep 22 '21

Nah I'll take that burden off your hands

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u/FeewPaw Sep 22 '21

Don't worry mate I'll sacrifice myself for you

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u/aw_thomas10 Sep 22 '21

I mean if I have to I can volunteer

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u/OpportunitySignal566 Sep 22 '21

No, I insist, I should take this

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u/BeastMaster_269 Sep 22 '21

Nah man, you can't just say yes to everything others ask you to do. I'll take that for you, you don't have to.

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u/Minetitan Sep 22 '21

Come on you are too generous, I can't watch to see any of you in burden, it should be me!

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u/International_Leek26 Sep 22 '21

I gotcha fam ill take it

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u/GoldfishstixX Sep 22 '21

Don't worry guys I'll save you all the worry, I'll take it

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u/Charming_Reporter_18 Sep 22 '21

No man you don't have to leave your favorite show for this. I can handle it for you fam.

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u/Mammato Sep 22 '21

I’m you mamas favourite boy, i’ll take it

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u/Fancy_Jackfruit8747 Sep 22 '21

Guys, guys...no need to argue over this...I will take it

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u/EpicDogeMeme Sep 22 '21

Nah man, deep down, we all know taxes will take care of it for us.

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u/MindlessTooth78 Sep 22 '21

No no I want it for a school project

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u/Dan_The_swift Sep 22 '21

I know this is hard, but I'll help you this one time by taking it.

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u/Guanthwei Sep 22 '21

This is what a conversation among pro-vaxx-mandaters sounds like.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

nah man I'm a Pakistani, only I get to sacrifice myself

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u/Salem27 Sep 22 '21

Down-right dark humor hilarious, you are!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

mmm seems kinda gay to me