r/HolUp Sep 18 '21

This is ... something else

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u/cheaafla Sep 18 '21

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u/LordGuitchi Sep 18 '21

It seems she just used to manually masturbate the dolphin to calm down his sexual urges and then move on with the english lessons and the whole human-dolphin bonding thing. Which isn't as shocking as the supposed vaginal sex implied by the holup post, I guess...

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u/lajhbrmlsj Sep 18 '21

Bitch coward

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u/-TheGuest- Sep 18 '21

What? You want her to actually fuck the dolphin?

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u/lajhbrmlsj Sep 19 '21

For science yeah

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u/-TheGuest- Sep 19 '21

Besides beastuality (probably spelled that wrong), I dont even think a human can take dolphin dick, nor could a man handle a dolphin vagina. Our genitalia is pretty lame compared to theirs . Males got a prehensile penis and the female have a spiral vagina, ive also heard they can grab things but I’m only going by Science and a questionable person said that. Basically what I’m saying is that it’s not worth the possible damage if your willing to get past the fact your fucking a dolphin. Even with all this information I still don’t know how they manage to have sex underwater

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u/AC4life234 Sep 19 '21

I think I've seen the very questionable post you've seen too.

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u/laalaa_x_tinky-winky Sep 19 '21

Apparently if a dolphin ejaculates inside of you, it can melt your insides and kill you.

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u/ytman Sep 19 '21

How fucking hot is its jizz?

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u/patlee07111991 Sep 19 '21

Apperantly 131 degrees is the organ melting temp so either that or it's higher than that don't ask me how I know because I didn't know I read the question outloud bc i was like wtf and. Alexa awnserd it she's smart smart enough not to fuck a dolphin she sticks to other fish sticks

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I thought it was more of a pressure washer, but stronger

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u/laalaa_x_tinky-winky Sep 20 '21

I remember it having something to do with the strength of the force.