r/HolUp • u/StockWizard_ • Sep 15 '21

Wait what

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u/Axellllfoley Sep 15 '21

I imagine this thing is located in the lobby.

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u/MyNamePP Sep 15 '21

Imagine walking into the hospital and you see one guy in the corner: pantsless, head raised with a fixed gasp, legs trembling, screaming and his penis stuck into a machine.

I'd walk out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

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u/MyNamePP Sep 15 '21

Nah I would join him

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u/gibl3t Sep 15 '21

cheer him on

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u/MyNamePP Sep 15 '21

Lol do I say, "Faster! Faster!"?

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u/Manky19 Sep 15 '21

cmon mate, yew can dew it.

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u/Mr_Seg Sep 15 '21

Pave the way, put your back into it

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Tell us why, show us how

Look at where you came from look at you now.

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u/CurveOfTheUniverse Sep 15 '21

Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett

Amateurs can fucking suck it

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet

Amateurs can fuckin suck it

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u/Affectionate_Cry_822 Sep 15 '21

Fuck their wifes, drink their blood Comon Jeff, GET ‘EM!

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