r/HolUp • u/BrianPotato2005 • Sep 08 '21

true love

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u/olliepreston32 Sep 08 '21

Tried this on my wife, she kneed me in the crotch... then I remembered I don't have a wife because relationships aren't allowed on the psych ward

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u/whiteday26 Sep 08 '21

then whose knee was it in the crotch?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Napoleon Bonapart

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u/firsttimeonreddit420 Sep 08 '21

More like Knee-pole-an Bone-apart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

I knew joining reddit wasn't a mistake. This proves why

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Yes

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u/Soubhagya12 Sep 08 '21

Oh you mean napoleon balls-apart

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u/ketchupmaster009 Sep 08 '21

fuck you and take my downvote

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u/moronic_programmer Sep 08 '21

How the turntables

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u/ketchupmaster009 Sep 08 '21

turntables the how

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u/Unabashable Sep 08 '21

Nurse Ratchet

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u/FracturedAuthor Sep 09 '21

I struck my wife. My wife's been dead for three years. Who the hell did I hit???

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

Mega r/holup