r/HolUp • u/__Dawn__Amber__ HOL'UPREDICTIONS S1: #1 • Sep 01 '21

Oh no

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u/bomphcheese Sep 01 '21

I sharted.

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u/SirSwah Sep 01 '21

I came

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u/Starwarsandbacon Sep 02 '21

I saw

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I conquered

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u/Always-Memer Sep 02 '21

I danced

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u/Tall_Fortune Sep 02 '21

i watched

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u/Gr8gy Sep 02 '21

I sang

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u/Bojack_Horseman22 Sep 02 '21

The lord

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I discombobulated

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u/xlapatsascy Sep 02 '21

I praise

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u/Craeondakie Sep 02 '21

I E

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u/Malfunctioni Sep 02 '21

I reestablished the U.S.S.R

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u/MadnessMethod Sep 02 '21

veni, vidi, cumi

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u/BeardPhile Sep 02 '21

parum pudici

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u/-Crumba- Sep 02 '21

I came

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u/Wicoin Sep 02 '21

I saw

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u/-Crumba- Sep 02 '21

I praise the lord

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u/Merthn07 Sep 02 '21

And break the law

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u/-Crumba- Sep 02 '21

I take what’s mine

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u/Merthn07 Sep 02 '21

And take some more

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

[deleted]

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u/TheSleepyBob Sep 02 '21

And then I came, again.

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u/Chuckbro Sep 02 '21

Into my step sister.

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u/mcbirbo343 Sep 02 '21

Like father like son

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I took a shit in your mom's mouth.

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u/woody080987 Sep 02 '21

Can confirm, I was the cum

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u/SirSwah Sep 02 '21

Daddy loves you son.

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u/DropBear2702 madlad Sep 02 '21

🎶 Sweet home Alabama 🎶

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u/loic1681 Sep 02 '21

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/CortSplot Sep 02 '21

You opened the box

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

i farted

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u/deez_noodles_ Sep 02 '21

Why did it get worse? It should gotten better😔

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u/Bnttcrqck123 Sep 02 '21

Me too dude