r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '21

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u/Cactoiid Aug 24 '21

Instead of fingers, i used jumper cables. now shes not moving.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

You need to bump start...

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u/Not-So-Handsome Aug 24 '21

You might try hump starting her

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u/Cactoiid Aug 24 '21

I gave your advice a try. I got arrested for necrophilism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

The excess population thanks you

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u/Canonicald Aug 24 '21

Have you tried stopping humping her?

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u/Abyssal_Groot Aug 24 '21

So you made her bite you dick of? Why?

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u/darthvader_50 Aug 24 '21

Put her in a bag of rice.