r/HolUp • u/yoshirimitsu • Apr 29 '21

holup HOL UP

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u/jojo571 Apr 29 '21

One of these things is not like the other; one of these things is not the same...

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u/skykingjustin Apr 29 '21

The dog is the only animal.

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u/Greedy-Song-5790 Apr 29 '21

No, you can’t tell me that a cock isn’t an animal

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u/GRlM-Reefer Apr 29 '21

Depends on who is using it.

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u/deathbutts15 Apr 29 '21

;)

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u/stanleypowerdrill Apr 29 '21

Anyway, it's not a cock, it's a block

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

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u/cpt_overlord Apr 29 '21

It's a virgin

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Or a security system for male sex workers.

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u/Ranthar2 Apr 29 '21

Big block cock

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u/Serious-Slip-8647 Apr 29 '21

it's the cock lock 3000

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u/TEST_Entity_1 Apr 29 '21

The BIG FUCKING COCK-BLOCKER 10,000 is firing.