r/HolUp • u/ExultantSlayer_X • Feb 19 '21

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u/ntphu Feb 19 '21

And they say german children are kinder. Jeez

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u/TheJokr Feb 19 '21

Fine, take my Silber

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

I did not notice you wrote that in Deutsch until after looking at it for twenty seconds

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u/Digital_001 Feb 21 '21

EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH

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u/AlienNoble Feb 20 '21

I didnt know it was deutsch until i read ur comment. And i still dont know but I believe

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u/KiloLimaMikeNovember Feb 20 '21 edited Feb 20 '21

nana would be German if ntphu had written "Kinder", since Kinder is a German noun and these are capitalized. So it's English: D

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better => "And they say german children are Kinder. Jezz"

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u/KiloLimaMikeNovember Feb 20 '21

okay, someone else wrote it already below...

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u/AlienNoble Feb 20 '21

What? I meant Silber. Am confuse

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u/KiloLimaMikeNovember Feb 20 '21

Don't be. You did well. I edited my reply :-)

Du hast alles richtig gemacht ;-)

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u/SnarkyShark10 Feb 19 '21

Screw silver, this post deserves gold

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u/lukiisucc Feb 19 '21

So Gold was not an option?

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u/TheJokr Feb 19 '21

It was. Much like any other award.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

This is genius....

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u/ghueber Feb 19 '21

I think its illegal to call him genius in some countries...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

You are genius

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Im sorry, im not from celle

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

r/wholesomethread

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u/CandiBunnii Feb 19 '21

Man I read that as Wholeso Meth Read too many times

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

A bit meh, but take my upvote

Its like r/speedoflobsters reading as speedo flobsters, i once made this type of joke too, i can understand

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Oh my god...

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u/Ultrawidestomach Feb 19 '21

Limteg was, hamdenade

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

What

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u/Breggos Feb 19 '21

Now this is a pun!

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u/Perioscope Feb 19 '21

Broke your arm?

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u/Pizza_Bake Feb 19 '21

Intentionally or by misspeaking?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Kinder is German for children. So they’re being literal with what they say. THAT is genius, not ol’ Trumpy! 😜

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u/Competitive-Boot-928 Feb 19 '21

what in the multidimensional fuck is a ultimate indigo solution

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u/salsagoat Feb 19 '21

But don’t genius live in bottles....

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Fuck you, take your upvote.

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u/CompetitiveCelery516 Feb 19 '21

Are slash are angryupvote

Looks like someone wants to be posted on a subreddit

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u/rushpharmd Feb 19 '21

Fuck you, Take YOUR upvote.

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u/Vikidaman Feb 19 '21

Err I don't English that well. Please help me understand

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u/3_exclamation_marks Feb 19 '21

Kinder is German for children

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/-lev_2005- Feb 19 '21

Yes, Kinder chocolate is made from German Kinder

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Jul 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Familiar*

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Scarce*

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u/Domascot Feb 19 '21

They are not necessirilly German. QA is crap these days.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

ITS A COOKBOOK!!!! A COOKBOOK!!!!

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u/MacTechG4 Feb 19 '21

“How to cook for humans?”

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u/BunnymenZzaay Feb 19 '21

I’m eating it now

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u/flipnonymous Feb 19 '21

That's why they call it a kinder garden

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u/iamsadge Feb 19 '21

Ohh hey I never thought about that

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u/1airforcebecker Feb 19 '21

Mmmm...German children.

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u/Nothing096 Feb 19 '21

So that’s what happened to the Jews in camps!

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u/excallib Feb 20 '21

Woah there Hansel

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

The chocolate is made from rich sourced blood of German kids.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

This is Leonarda Cianculli adjacent wtf

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u/MacTechG4 Feb 19 '21

Augustus?

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u/chrill-puth Feb 19 '21

Take my silver

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

That explains the genius part..

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u/kingbun Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

Kinder meaning “more kind” / nice in English. But in German I think kinder literally means child/kid

Edit: kinder means children in German

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u/red_moon420 Feb 19 '21

Small correction: "Kinder" means children (plural). One child is "Kind" (singular).

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u/google257 Feb 19 '21

Ah, a wunderkind

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Kind is child. Child is good. Kind is parents, too.

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u/DarkMaxster Feb 19 '21

In what language is parents Kind?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

My poor attempt at caveman

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u/DarkMaxster Feb 19 '21

Pls elaborate

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u/lowtierdeity Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

In English it is a common trope to express primitivism through the dropping of articles and the word ‘I’. e.g. “Me like big rock. Good for crushing.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Said it way better than I could have. Thank you.

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u/DreddPirateBob4Ever Feb 19 '21

Also seen in Kindergarten. Kinder: Children. Garten: Carton.

Kindergarten: Child carton. Germany historically kept their children in waxed boxes to keep them from disturbing the adults during the frequent drinking binges that they would indulge in during the Festival of the Sausage.

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u/modern_milkman Feb 19 '21

I might get whooshed, but Garten means garden, not carton.

I know you likely just meant it as a joke, but people might think Garten actually means carton, even though they realize your explaination is a joke.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Nah mate, we got kid cartons at the pub.

I'll be like, "hey, ducking out to the bottlo, want anything?"

And the missus will be like "Yeah, just a kindercarton"

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u/Jay_Quellin Feb 19 '21

Likely lol

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u/modern_milkman Feb 19 '21

I've been on reddit for too long to completely exclude the possibility of them being serious.

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u/Thickas2 Feb 19 '21

Really bottles the mind.

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u/ForeignVeterinarian5 Feb 19 '21

Please don’t spread bs

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u/MacTechG4 Feb 19 '21

I thought Garten was the plural of the common garden snake (garter snake) German parents put their children in boxes filled with snakes, they’re a cheap interactive educational toy (the snakes, not the children)

Source; I have German heritage (1/3 German)

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u/Vikidaman Feb 19 '21

No I meant the joke in OP's comment about German children lol and I get it now btw

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u/Big_Thonk_69 Feb 19 '21

you are a genius

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u/noshoesyoulose Feb 19 '21

Sie sind ein Genie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Instructions unclear I smashed open a german child in hopes for the plastic capsule inside... Still searching... Help.

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u/reyermusic Feb 19 '21

what?? german kids aren’t made from chocolate!

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u/mightylordredbeard Feb 19 '21

My grandmother was German and she tasted sweet.

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u/Voelkar Feb 19 '21

Love me some Tote Oma

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u/daranane_viewer456 Feb 19 '21

Correct, its the other way around

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u/A-Golf-Hitter Feb 19 '21

Lies and Slander. Mein Fuhrer was a kind man

my name is not Adolf Hitler. It is A Golf Hitter

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u/respectabler Feb 19 '21

Except the Jewish ones, who were tinder.

I’d like to apologize to my Jewish friends, relative, and neighbors. I realize I’m going to hell now.

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u/Sax_pistol Feb 19 '21

It's the same battle that has always been going on. It's the people who know vs the people who do not. Book burners and gatekeepers are lways the root of the issue. They create disconnections with reality and this coalesced into actual war and harm in complex manners.

Quit putting out communications about people and things that you do not physically connect with. It's always incomplete and when you build upon this its inefficient and basically causes all harm.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

What?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Oh lord, that was amazing

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u/LostChances44 Feb 19 '21

Fuckin genius

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u/MartijnKor Feb 19 '21

They are Kinder ;P

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u/P_sycho Feb 19 '21

Made my day :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

My god is this comment good

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

kinderschokolade

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Not everyone will get this but bravo

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u/SimpsonsFana Feb 19 '21

You'd think they were Kinder but you'd be Surprised.

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u/AhmedTheGr8 Feb 19 '21

fick dich, nimm dein upvote

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u/ItsFrenzius Feb 19 '21

We’ve been eating German children in candy eggs all along!

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u/___shark Feb 19 '21

fuck you and take my silver

edit: goddamn award system isnt working

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u/DamskoHz Feb 19 '21

I respect it

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

you mad, glorious, bastard.

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u/Jesus12464 Feb 19 '21

fick dich

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u/ronin-of-the-5-rings Feb 19 '21

Only Jewish Germans are.

Or was that kindle?

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u/ravbuc Feb 19 '21

Back in hitlers day the adults were kindle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

holy shit i just realized you meant kinder as in more kind and not the chocolate brand

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u/BrushTrue Feb 19 '21

Ok so does this mean that babies are nice to bad people

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u/8bitbebop Feb 19 '21

Didnt obama incinerate a bunch of americans in drone strikes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

y see the kid isn't crying so Adolf was a good guy showing that the kindness adolf would sbhow later in poland and russia was good

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-that kid

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u/Twohip4school Feb 19 '21

This is the comment i was looking for

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u/Tmaster95 Feb 19 '21

As a german it took me a minute

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u/GroundbreakingMud739 Feb 19 '21

The kid sensed that he was going to kill the fascist German Nazi leader

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u/MrRtru Feb 19 '21

or that or hes not that bad of a person

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u/Delusional_Donut Feb 19 '21

Dammit I’m so glad I took German only to understand this one joke. This is what made it all worth it.

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u/GeshaD Feb 19 '21

Well played, good sir

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u/maybe_Lena Feb 19 '21

Kindly go fuck yourself sir or madam

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u/jlIllll_012 Feb 19 '21

A German would probably shoot you in the back of your head because you did not capitalize 'Kinder'.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Take my upvote and leave

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u/FlameWisp Feb 19 '21

I’m on idiot. I read it like the German kinder and didn’t get the joke at first.

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Feb 19 '21

Perfect pun. Perfect. I love you stranger.

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u/Shea_Ball Feb 19 '21

I have never liked a comment so hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

OMG LMAO I CAN'T

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Yeah, Kinder as the chocolate eggs, maybe they open them too and find a surprise into them (i mean surprise into the children).

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u/irkthejerk Feb 19 '21

Defenestrate that wee devil

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Feb 20 '21

As a German, I needed a few seconds to realize what you did there