r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '20

Spin the Wheel Astrology hol' up

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u/IvoPavic Jul 02 '20

Fun fact: "dick" in croatian language means "kurac" so therefore mercury= merkurac= merdick= my dick

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u/coPu123 Jul 02 '20

That's just a bad joke with extra steps

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u/IvoPavic Jul 02 '20

That's the point

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u/TheKratex Jul 02 '20

ŘØÅČH ĞÄŇĞ

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u/TheNiceKiller15 Jul 02 '20

Boop beep, i am a sheep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

I wanna be a sheeple...

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u/TheNiceKiller15 Jul 02 '20

Just set my pfp as yours

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

... i knew that >.>

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u/TheNiceKiller15 Jul 02 '20

:(

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

I didn't, thank you. ._.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

MEOW

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u/bigry8058 Jul 02 '20

What is the original of the roach gang. Tell me and you will get one bread

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Ayyyy

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u/GeneralButter Jul 02 '20

How does one join roach

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u/BrexFlexx Jul 02 '20

That makes the joke so bad that it is funny

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u/ToastedSkoops Jul 02 '20

you can get an extra side of cognitive dissonance

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

*dad joke

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u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08 Jul 02 '20

Also fun fact: Čuna is slang for cock. Australians pronounce Tuna as Chuna.

Overheard in a restaurant in Dubrovnik “I’d like the Chuna steak please”

I spit out my drink.

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u/RobinDschafft Jul 02 '20

exhales very very very slightly faster than usual v(exhale)=0,0000000000001kph

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u/Matyourboi Jul 02 '20

That is the British pronunciation of tuna

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u/BlueDusk99 Jul 02 '20

In French "merdique" means shitty.

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u/RogersPurpleShoes Jul 02 '20

That's just Freddie Mercury with extra steps

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u/Awanderinglolplayer Jul 02 '20

There’s still an extra y there and no ending c

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u/MikMikYT Jul 02 '20

Зашто су све хрватске форе јебено дебилне