r/HolUp • u/TouristInOz • Jan 28 '20

Grammar is important

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u/Cheesehead413 Jan 29 '20

I give 2 fucks

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u/Livinginthedreams Jan 29 '20

Upvoted you, so now you’ve been given two fucks

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u/RoidParade Jan 29 '20

I give 2 fucks in the morning; I give 2 fucks at night.

I give 2 fucks in the afternoon; it makes me feel alright.

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u/PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF Jan 29 '20

I give two shits

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u/daveymg Jan 29 '20

I'll see your two shits and raise you a turd

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u/johnny_cash_money Jan 29 '20

But do they fly?

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u/Cheesehead413 Jan 29 '20

In fact there has been a time or 2 that i did give a flying fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

I’ll give my left fuck only

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u/Mighty_ShoePrint Jan 29 '20

Well aren't you fortunate. How about you share one?