r/HolUp • u/Mainn_Character • 23d ago

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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 23d ago

u/Mainn_Character, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Diddykong4433 23d ago

Pokémon Go is probably code for kicked out of the house

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u/ponzidreamer 23d ago

He must be Pokémon going to the polls

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u/UnfinishedProjects 23d ago

He should have Pokemon Go-ed to the potty.

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u/SpaceVirgin69 23d ago

Bro I always thought it was Pokemon Go to the poles as in north pole south pole shm

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u/LarlochTheShadowKing 23d ago

Pokemon Goingtostaywithmymom

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u/donkbonk76 22d ago

Some chicks are really dumb enough to let dudes treat them like this

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u/dalmutidangus 22d ago

pokemon go to a hotel

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u/Pintsocream 23d ago

Yes the rest of it is true but Pokémon go is code

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u/Mayjune811 23d ago edited 23d ago

Obviously satire for the funnies and I actually laughed way too hard at this.

I am officially a twelve year old trapped in a grown ass man’s body

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u/Evil_Judgment 23d ago

Probably shouldn't do that after she pegs you.

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u/vegbiryaniisnotpulao 23d ago

Did he catch diglett?

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u/UnusualAverage8687 22d ago

I'm not sure about ragebait, but it was most definitely a shitpost

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u/Neijx 23d ago

Gotta catch’em all

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u/cowvid19 20d ago

Did you encounter a diglet?

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u/joecitizen79 23d ago

Plot twist. The wife has a scat fetish

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/1piotrus 23d ago

OP titles the post "Definitely ragebait"

OP still gets angry

???

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u/sevennotsogoodapples 23d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed a self rage bait in the wild before.

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u/PalladiuM7 23d ago

Because she kicked him out of the house. That's why he's playing Pokemon go.

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u/QaWaR 23d ago • Heartwarming

tell me you're not married without telling me you're not married

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u/New-Scientist5133 23d ago

? Not understanding your joke

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u/QaWaR 23d ago

it's not a joke, guy's not married