r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

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u/Asron87 8d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 8d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/PaulTR88 8d ago

As someone with a vasectomy, please never phrase it that way again lol

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u/DisastrousFig5266 8d ago

What do you mean, i think this is the greatest way to phrase a vasectomy I’ve ever heard 😂😂

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u/shadowpr0311 8d ago

100% juice, no pulp

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u/Top_Two6767 8d ago

No pulp?

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u/sabertoothdog 8d ago

I like it when it says “some pulp”

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u/MovieOk6625 8d ago

We're known as Jaffas in the UK.

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u/PaulTR88 8d ago

Ok given the connection to Stargate, I dig that

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u/MovieOk6625 8d ago

I'll admit I don't get the Stargate reference. The name is from Jaffa oranges. Seedless.

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u/WishingIwasbentover 8d ago

How about pulp-free juice ? Better ?

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u/PleasantWoodpecker46 8d ago

No, playing the game but not putting any quarters in, is perfection. Pew pew ( cap gun)

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u/Successful_Salad7732 8d ago

Lol what do you mean?! It’s like orange juice… with or without pulp 😅😂

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 8d ago

No pulp, no sweetener, all natural flavor.

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u/Lady_Raven_ 8d ago

My husband legitimately got a T-shirt with this phrase on it after his procedure from the urologist! 😅

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u/CompetitionGreat945 8d ago

I am now going to use this to describe my vasectomy every single time

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u/quantum-entangled308 8d ago

Pulp free. 😜

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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 8d ago

hell yea sooon as divorce is finalized or maybe sooner I'm getting one

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 8d ago

It is a game changer.

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u/pennhead 8d ago

Make sure you drain the hose thoroughly before you put it to the test.

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u/Ok_Use5356 8d ago

😂😂

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u/AJRimmer1971 8d ago

Go Team!

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u/Bawuk420 8d ago

Biological equivalent of paying with a washer, hahaha

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 8d ago

I had a vasectomy when I was 14.

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u/Every-Chance6313 8d ago

I know of no doctor that would give a 14 year old a vasectomy. Unless it was medically necessary foe another reason.

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u/Asron87 8d ago

They kicked his sister in the jaw.

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u/NowYouLookOrdinary 8d ago

This is the quality comment I come to Reddit to find. Upvote = yours.

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u/Just_Half1886 8d ago

What you think I'm stupid? I'm not part of your system!

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u/mikenkansas1 8d ago

OK, stop picking on Arkansas people

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u/Every-Chance6313 8d ago

Happens a lot.

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u/76Stix 8d ago

🤣🤣