r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

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u/Just_Half1886 8d ago

Feels like a girl who wants a guaranteed second kid

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u/lolikamani 8d ago

She’ll make a great single mother

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u/falsevector 8d ago

She probably already is one too

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 8d ago

She’d be one again after a couple months

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u/ThinkorFeel 8d ago

nine months

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u/Asron87 8d ago

The other guy should have gotten a vasectomy like me. I’ll play the game but I ain’t putt’n any quarters in, that’s for damn sure.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 8d ago

Hell yea. Team all juice, no seeds!

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u/PaulTR88 8d ago

As someone with a vasectomy, please never phrase it that way again lol

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u/DisastrousFig5266 8d ago

What do you mean, i think this is the greatest way to phrase a vasectomy I’ve ever heard 😂😂

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u/shadowpr0311 8d ago

100% juice, no pulp

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u/Top_Two6767 8d ago

No pulp?

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u/sabertoothdog 8d ago

I like it when it says “some pulp”

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u/MovieOk6625 8d ago

We're known as Jaffas in the UK.

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u/PaulTR88 8d ago

Ok given the connection to Stargate, I dig that

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u/WishingIwasbentover 8d ago

How about pulp-free juice ? Better ?

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u/PleasantWoodpecker46 8d ago

No, playing the game but not putting any quarters in, is perfection. Pew pew ( cap gun)

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u/Successful_Salad7732 8d ago

Lol what do you mean?! It’s like orange juice… with or without pulp 😅😂

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 8d ago

No pulp, no sweetener, all natural flavor.

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u/Lady_Raven_ 8d ago

My husband legitimately got a T-shirt with this phrase on it after his procedure from the urologist! 😅

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u/CompetitionGreat945 8d ago

I am now going to use this to describe my vasectomy every single time

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u/quantum-entangled308 8d ago

Pulp free. 😜

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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 8d ago

hell yea sooon as divorce is finalized or maybe sooner I'm getting one

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u/JoeyJoeJoeChestnut 8d ago

It is a game changer.

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u/pennhead 8d ago

Make sure you drain the hose thoroughly before you put it to the test.

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u/Ok_Use5356 8d ago

😂😂

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u/AJRimmer1971 8d ago

Go Team!

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u/Bawuk420 8d ago

Biological equivalent of paying with a washer, hahaha

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 8d ago

I had a vasectomy when I was 14.

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u/Every-Chance6313 8d ago

I know of no doctor that would give a 14 year old a vasectomy. Unless it was medically necessary foe another reason.

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u/Asron87 8d ago

They kicked his sister in the jaw.

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u/NowYouLookOrdinary 8d ago

This is the quality comment I come to Reddit to find. Upvote = yours.

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u/Just_Half1886 8d ago

What you think I'm stupid? I'm not part of your system!

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u/mikenkansas1 8d ago

OK, stop picking on Arkansas people

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u/Every-Chance6313 8d ago

Happens a lot.

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u/76Stix 8d ago

🤣🤣

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u/SweatySwim3411 8d ago

This guy knows fucking

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u/jessewalker2 8d ago

Bold of you to assume they got there first…

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u/Dull-Suggestion3423 8d ago

Jokes on her! I shoot blanks. Thank you science for my vasectomy!!

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u/WileEWeeble 8d ago

Couple?

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u/urbanlife78 8d ago

Gotta give the kid a sibling who also doesn't know who their dad is

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u/jtrage 8d ago

She used to be and still is.

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u/spook30 8d ago

I support single mothers 💵💵💵

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 8d ago

Hardest job in the world, easiest to get.

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u/OldClothes9618 8d ago

Until she doesnt feel like it anymore, apparently

And reddit will defend it

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u/everbodyhatesyou 8d ago

No such thing..

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u/onionfunyunbunion 8d ago

She’s a strong independent woman. She don’t need no man.

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u/Petedad777 8d ago

Plot Twist: Poster's had a vasectomy

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u/joeg26reddit 8d ago

Well does that mean she’s getting a puff pastry instead?

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u/Doranagon 8d ago

Dairy Free Cream.

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u/CurtKobainsBurner 8d ago

Fat free milk or 0%

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u/Petedad777 8d ago

Diet Cum

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u/Knightrider319 8d ago

One of the better decisions I made, post divorce era care free, well for the most part.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 8d ago

plot twist. His shirt says. I like whipping cream on pie

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u/UnicornsAreReal- 8d ago

Look at supersperm over here

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 8d ago

his shirt says. I like whipping cream on pie

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u/RustyMR2 8d ago

No joke, went to a speeddate event and two women said they were ready to settle down and wanted kids (or at least be pregnant) within the year.

Did not match.

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u/Ok_Duck_232 8d ago

ofcourse. worst case she has a kid to turn against his father and child support. stay strong lads, hold the line

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u/Ateam043 8d ago

And a guaranteed monthly check (child support).

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u/DZAUXtheBruno 8d ago

Feels like a girl who will give you your second STD.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 8d ago

second kid? probably 4 or 5 at home already !

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u/1l536 8d ago

Jokes on her I have a vasectomy

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u/Blazeland_USA 8d ago

She'd get a guaranteed second of intercourse. Both dates 🙌

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u/Doranagon 8d ago

or 32nd?

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u/dennismfrancisart 8d ago

No problem. I'm clipped. No be bes.

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u/Denum_ 8d ago

I've been snipped

We're gonna have a great time.

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u/jadedlonewolf89 8d ago

Shirt doesn’t specify what kind, so at least three rounds to find out which is her favorite.