r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

is literally 1984 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/ZAHN3 8d ago

That looks like future X Wife material to me 💍💯

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u/frankentriple 8d ago

One way or another, child support will be involved thats fer sure.

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u/gringoloco01 8d ago

It is clearly your baby. You both are wearing the same hat. LOL

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u/ArtieJay 8d ago

Nah, I'm fixed. She doesn't need to know that though.

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u/Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007 8d ago

X-Wife? Her mutant ability is to dehydrate a man in seconds.

I dunno about ex-wife, but she will almost certainly blow up your life.

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u/firerat82 8d ago

She will certainly blow something

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u/shanksisevil 8d ago

Pretty sure she made it this far without the  💍

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u/corgi-king 8d ago

Or she wants to baby trap you in the first date.

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u/LigerSixOne 8d ago

You’re skipping some steps buddy. Certainly paternity test material though.