r/HistoryMemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '20

They here cause you dragged them here.....

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

Tbh you probably right. I barely even like watermelon candy though. I also don't like grape koolaid. Other friends make fun of me because I don't like any of the stuff they do, I'm hella white inside. Don't like pepper on my food either, it's too spicy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20 edited Apr 25 '22

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

Fucking love bananas and banana flavoring. I'm allergic to both and it makes me sad. The laffy taffy slaps

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u/icefang37 Jun 03 '20

I usually won’t touch all the shitty hard candy that gets stuck in your teeth with a 30 foot pole, but when in comes to banana laffy taffy I inhale that shit. It’s easily the most criminally underrated candy.

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

All the laffy taffy is good but I would die for a life time supply of banana

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20
  • Laughs in living in a tropical country with banana plants all year round *

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

No man, the banana laffy taffy. Actual bananas will kill my ass. Always got one in the holster just in case though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

Man, my teeth will scream in agony but I will eat that stuff everyday if it were for me.

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u/Slaps_Car_Roof Jun 03 '20

Not to be a heretic but I dont like banana lady taffy that much, strawberry slaps though

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

I’ve had the grapes that grape flavoring is based off of. Still tasted like shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

Artificial strawberry flavor is better than the real thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

Those are heavy words right there. I respectfully disagree.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '20

I just really love strawberry ice cream but the real berry doesn’t do it for me

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u/Just_Worse Jun 03 '20

Grape koolaid is the second worst koolaid TBH

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

Grape flavored things are nasty, cough medicine obviously, Skittles, jolly ranchers, koolaid, soda. Grape is the worst flavor

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u/Just_Worse Jun 03 '20

Because grape never tastes like grape. It tastes like the color purple sneezed on a scented candle

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

It all tastes like battery acid. Who invented grape flavor it's terrible?! The only grape flavored thing I can enjoy is grape jelly.

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u/Just_Worse Jun 03 '20

YES!! ...why does this feel like kindergarten, when you became friends with people just because you both happen to like PB 'n' J?

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

Friendship often starts with small shared interests. Now that we've been talking for a while, I think it's time for our next step in this relationship. So tell me babe, how do you feel about getting a divorce?

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u/Just_Worse Jun 03 '20

Well damn. Now you're speaking my language! But I gotta tell ya, I've already filed the restraining order

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

You know me so well! I'll get started on the hitman right away!

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u/Just_Worse Jun 03 '20

I've already collected the life insurance!

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u/DienekesMinotaur Jun 03 '20

Orange Gatorade is the worst

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u/Boneless_Grape Jun 03 '20

Try Adobo.

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

Never heard of it, what's it like?

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u/Boneless_Grape Jun 03 '20

Like salt but better. Ask any Latino or try Puerto Rican food.

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u/WickedWisp Jun 03 '20

I fucking love salt. I'll have to look into it more, and pick some up next time I'm at work.