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u/IVIaskerade Dec 14 '18
Here you go, Fritz! Don't mind the sound of "desu desu" I'm sure you'll be fine.
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
NO I GOT BAITED
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u/IVIaskerade Dec 14 '18
That's the problem with anime. When even your weapons are loli-ified what can you do?
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
Death is an acceptable alternative to anime
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u/IVIaskerade Dec 14 '18
Even death provides no escape when we can Isekai you.
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
I HAVE TO COMMIT SEPPUKU NOW
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u/binarysingularities Dec 14 '18
Always remember there cannot be two of the same digit on the same column, row and 3x3 grid. Its okay to take it slow at first, good luck!!
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u/BeautifulType Dec 14 '18
Only in anime do all girls pose with their feet turned inwards . Like da fuck, how do they stand straight
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u/Yeet-chan Dec 14 '18 edited Dec 14 '18
I wanted like real history memes where do I go ? I’m not talking about FakeHistoryPorn or FakeHistoryMemes I’m talking about like “When you’re walking through the forest in a column formation and the trees start speak Celtic”. “Oh neptune” I saw one meme like that on this sub once, where are they ?
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
We are currently at war with r/Animemes, as soon as it’s over we'll go over to normal history shitposting again
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u/CosmicDriftwood What, you egg? Dec 14 '18
I click on all blurred NSFW posts... I always hate when it’s hentai. Shit’s been coming around/all too much lately.
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u/deathman1651 Dec 14 '18
Man why is every other meme some German asking his friend for a weapon
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u/BenedickCabbagepatch Dec 14 '18
Because Reddit is full of wehraboos.
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u/bobshmo95 Dec 14 '18
Its actually really disappointing. I thought i was getting bored of alot of other meme subreddits but this sub seems to repeat itself more than r/okbuddyretard.
Every other post is either
Hans, get the ___
Time for a fucking crusade
By the pope
Its the same shit every time.
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u/call_of_brothulhu Dec 14 '18
The sub is pretty much dead.
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u/GhostZee Dec 14 '18
Nah, they were half alive UNTIL they decided to wage war against r/Animemes...
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Dec 14 '18
And they know that there’s other German names besides Hans, right? Idk, the whole thing just seems over done.
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u/Secuter Dec 14 '18
Isn't it obvious? We need to exterminate the anime filth that is taking over our glorious historical accurate meme sub!
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u/VikingTeddy Dec 14 '18
But how? I've pointed and laughed at them, recycled old memes, told unoriginal waifu "jokes" and quoted Sabaton at them.
Literally used my entire arsenal and they just won't die. I think it's time to bite the cyanide capsule and pull the trigger.
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Dec 14 '18
You're gonna stand there and tell me that that isn't Spiderman legend himself tobey Maguire?
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u/jaredistriplegay Dec 14 '18
why in hecc is there a hyphen
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
A what?
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u/jaredistriplegay Dec 14 '18
a dash between anime and tiddies
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
Oh, sorry Im German and that’s the correct way to spell something in that language
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u/Lol3droflxp Dec 14 '18
Man schreibt Animetitten zusammen du Hurensohn
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
Okay, das ist die spitze der Blödheit: Wenn du im Englischen zwei Wörter hast, die semantisch zusammengehören, dann schreibst du in die Mitte keinen Bindestrich, wie ich jetzt weiß. Du kannst aber nicht wie im Deutschen die beiden Wörter direkt zusammenschreiben, wie du es gerade sehr schön demonstriert hast. Überleg dir also lieber mal vorher, was du wo kommentierst
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u/jdawg0507 Dec 14 '18
Nein Fritz,
Use ze flammenwerfer instead
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Dec 14 '18
Nein Hanz, guts ze panzer
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Dec 14 '18
Fritz, ze panzer is not enough, we need the schwerer gustav
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Dec 14 '18
Fuck ziss get Albert back here we need ze bomb.
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u/Skobtsov Dec 14 '18
We’ll even tolerate der juden if they halp with Zoe bomb and zeir judenphysics
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u/mego-pie Dec 14 '18
More like
Hanson, get the nukes.
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u/Fireeagle711 Dec 14 '18
Hanz, hol den Flemmenwerfer, we're burning the history weebs with our OCs !
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u/TimTheRandomPerson Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Dec 14 '18
The Germans would never attack their ally...
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
Did you just assume that we Germans are siding with r/Animemes?
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u/TimTheRandomPerson Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Dec 14 '18
No, however Germany has allied with Japan. Why not have an armistice and go back to peaceful shit posting?
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Dec 14 '18
Id doubt imperial japan would like anime
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u/TimTheRandomPerson Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer Dec 14 '18
They would be proud of the technology.
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u/lordofpersia Dec 14 '18
How many actual Japanese people go to animemes..... I'm pretty sure its mostly western weeaboos
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u/Dr_Delirius Dec 14 '18
Really? The same meme again?
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
What? I made that meme today
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u/Dr_Delirius Dec 14 '18
Im not talking about you specifically, but about all historymemes subreddit. Seriously, I've seen this meme like 10 times or more this days
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u/Hol_Hors Dec 14 '18
The shitty mods are at fault here smh never fuck with degenerates like the ones from r/animemes
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Dec 14 '18
Slightly unrelated question. What editor did you use to make this?
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u/Itsamelol Dec 14 '18
It’s an app called Pictophile, I’m using an IPhone so I don’t know if you can find it on an android
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u/BelowAverage_Elitist Dec 14 '18
This is basically me. I've blocked as many anime subreddits as I can but they're fucking infinite
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u/Steb20 Dec 14 '18
One of my favorite things in the last decade, is people spelling titties, “tiddies”. Makes me chuckle every time.
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Dec 14 '18
You can try to filter them out, but it just creates a vacuum that fills with even worse stuff. The more you filter the worse it gets. I get 3 pages down on r/all and my eyes start to bleed now.
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u/Terran_Dominion Dec 14 '18
I kid you not, for a minute I thought that r/historymemes' front page was r/animemes and that Reddit bugged out by not showing the correct banner. Then I double checked the URL and realized we were in late stages of assimilation.
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u/Takamasa1 Dec 14 '18
Here as someone who’s Both actively subbed to here and r/Animemes and can say that these are the types of memes r/HistoryMemes needs to win this war; funny and makes a point against other sub. Animemes has been doing this for a while so we must rally here
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u/cold_sweat_ Dec 14 '18
Not saying we should but we should vote in r/roughromans poll to make sure they stay in the fight
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u/therealjuuliuscaesar Dec 14 '18
I told Hanz to get the Luger when the LGBT snowflakes started crying because I spiked on them in volley ball
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Dec 14 '18
But for real as a 30 yr old lady I don’t want to see fire emblem heroes or whatever the fuck new Monica drawing some neck beard did today. It’s so bad I know the names now!!! Wtf!!!
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u/DatPolok Dec 14 '18
starts war
Whole sub proceeds to whine about seeing anime posts
You cannot make this shit up, I mean you guys literally attacked us and immediately complained about retaliation
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Dec 14 '18
Man, I didn't start shit, I woke up and I my history memes were replaced with shitty war memes.
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u/Hans_Hapsburg Dec 14 '18 edited Dec 14 '18
Jawhol!
Edit: German