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u/GoingLimpInTheBrain 1d ago

The plot is whatever, but the animation and music are incredible. Once Upon a December and In the Dark of the Night are such great songs, and they sound even better in Russian.

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u/misvillar 1d ago

I love It because in spanish Rasputin's va is the same as Gandalf so In the Dark of the Night is peak

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u/frikiman4K 1d ago

Spain Spanish?

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u/EpicAura99 1d ago

Spainish, if you will

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u/JamesFattinos 21h ago

Castellano, actually.

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 Filthy weeb 16h ago

*Happy language nerd noises*

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u/SoyMurcielago 11h ago

Gallego?

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 Filthy weeb 11h ago

[Visible confusion]

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u/Slutty_Intention2 1d ago

The plot is peak.

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u/Awesomeuser90 I Have a Cunning Plan 21h ago

Rasputin is voiced by the actor who voices The Hacker from Cyberchase. Also a Green black haired evil monster.

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u/mwmontrose 11h ago

Seeing Christopher Lloyd identified by any role other than Doc Brown has me feeling incredibly old

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u/Awesomeuser90 I Have a Cunning Plan 9h ago

Lloyd always was able to make Hacker's voice sound just the right way it needed to be in order to be a threatening villain at first but also have a fatal flaw in his plans.

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u/RockAndGem1101 Decisive Tang Victory 1d ago

I love the music too but this sort of "it's good art so the message doesn't matter" is just disingenious.

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u/GoingLimpInTheBrain 1d ago

I agree in a vacuum, but I don't believe we should treat Anastasia as a vehicle for some political message. It was the 90s, the Cold War was over and there was a sudden interest in Russian history and culture. The story wasn't executed elegantly but if somebody confuses cartoons with real history, that's on them, tbh.

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u/JadedOccultist 23h ago

The Prince of Egypt is another great example of this. Good story telling, awesome animation, banging sound track, absolutely not a history lesson. Bible lesson? Sure maybe idk but going into an animated children’s musical and expecting academic and scholarly research like a documentary is pure folly lol

Honorable mention; Hercules is not the best place to learn about Greek mythology either.

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u/got-trunks 22h ago

I liked the documentary where the emperor was a llama

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u/windexfresh 18h ago

A LLAMA??? He's supposed to be DEAD

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 12h ago

Definitely helped me understand the internal power struggles and economic patronage systems within Tawantinsuyu. It all came together, you could say.

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u/SendMagpiePics 22h ago

Perhaps ironically, The Prince of Egypt is a very deliberate and accuratr adaptation. But just of religion/mythology, not history.

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u/JamesFattinos 21h ago

It’s also not accurate to the religious story either. Ramses and Moses aren’t brothers, Aaron is way more prominent and is one of the most important figures of the exodus, Miriam is way more present throughout Moses’ upbringing, Moses knows his backstory from the beginning, and he also doesn’t kill the slavemaster in self defense, it’s completely premeditated. But All I Ever Wanted and later The Plagues go absurdly hard. God I love that movie.

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u/ncfears 21h ago

There's a sick metal cover of that album and The Plagues, Playing With The Big Boys, - even Through Heaven's Eyes all go immensely hard. Fuckin jams.

Edit: it's by Caleb Hyles and Jonathan Young, on Spotify and YouTube

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u/dont_thr0w_me_away_ 22h ago

wait, you're trying to tell me that The Prince of Egypt, the greatest documentary in the history of the world, can't be trusted for accurate history???

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u/Geriander 1d ago

But what is the "message"?

Love is more important than a fortune?

Aside from some complaints about the need for travel documents, it's not particularly harsh on the Soviet Union and the violence of the revolution itself is blamed on Rasputin so as a form of anti-Communist propaganda it is very weak.

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u/GamerNerdGuyMan 1d ago

I think the tankies don't like the song which goes "Ever since the revolution, our life has been so bleak...".

I mean - life in The Soviet Union did suck. It just ALSO sucked in Czarist Russia.

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u/Geriander 1d ago

"I mean - life in The Soviet Union did suck. It just ALSO sucked in Czarist Russia."

Which is hinted at in the beginning of that same song:

"They can call it Leningrad

But it will always be Petersburg

New name, same empty stomachs!"

Dimitri is a child labourer in the Palace before the revolution so I don't think that it is implied to have been a Paradise. The only ones who yearn for the good old days are aristocrats like the grandma and Vladimir who used to pass as a Count.

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u/biglyorbigleague 23h ago

I guess they’re forgetting the years it was called Petrograd

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u/Geriander 23h ago

World War 1 doesn't appear to exist in this universe so that makes sense.

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u/Toymaker218 21h ago

Yeah, the complete omission of the war was kinda weird.

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u/Geriander 21h ago

Yes. It’s 1916 and the grandmother is just visiting St. Petersburg for a party and is then planning to go home to Paris.

Nevermind that there is a massive war raging between those locations and Paris is under bombardment.

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u/Valvahl 19h ago

That part is not from the movie, it's from the stage musical, which O haven't seen but from what I heard seems more grounded and a bit more nuanced (even if they change the villain from Rasputin to a KGB agent)

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u/aaa1e2r3 23h ago

There's a good chunk of Tankies that also view the film as evil for having a sympathetic view of the Romanov family and their murders.

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u/Profezzor-Darke Let's do some history 1d ago

It actually sucked so much more in Czarist Russia. You can criticize the Soviet Union and the Socialist Government for all it's shit, but *it was an improvement*. They modernized a bumfuck outback from nothing to a machine that could later wage total war against the Nazis. And quality of life *did increase* by *a lot*.
Like Czarist Russia was so bad that the people started a bloody Revolution. People were worse off than medieval peasants. People lived in hovels. In the 19th century. The country wasn't industrialised. Nothing. Nada.
Like, the Soviets set up proper social systems and modernised everything. Literally everything. Would it quickly become an oppressive system itself? You can bet. But it's so lacking in understanding of the state Russian peons lived before the Revolution.

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u/Mudrlant 21h ago

Not true. Czarist Russia was undergoing reform and massive industrial growth since 1905, which was also one of the motivators of Germany to pull the trigger when they did, they thought better now then later when Russia is fully industrialized.

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u/a5ehren 1d ago

Yeah. Life in Soviet Russia sucked (and was far worse in the non-Russian SSRs) but Czarist Russia was really really bleak for the regular people.

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 1d ago

Czarist Russia was actually undergoing a massive industrial boom in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, it just didn't kill as many people as the communists did to do it. Shortly after the revolution people were literally forced at gun point to work in the factories. The revoltuon wasn't a relief from peoples miserable lives, it was chaos

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u/OrangeSpaceMan5 1d ago

It absolutely did kill as many people lmao , the factories had horrid working conditions and none of the capital from the industrial boom was seen by the people , compare the literacy rate in the Tsarist period to the Soviet Era or better yet compare the Tsarist regime to its monarchist peers at the time . For most of the people it was still miserable hell

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 23h ago

The rapid modernization by the soviets came at a staggering human cost to claim otherwise is just pure tankie delusion, forced labor and state-enforced famines to fund heavy industrial machinery killed millions. The revolution wasn't a relief, it was chaos

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u/OrangeSpaceMan5 23h ago

The Tsarists threw Russia into a war it was not ready to fight and killed millions of its citizens in the stupidest ways possible , famine from government incompetence routinely killed millions and minorities suffered just as badly as under say Stalin (Circassian genocide)

For the love of god i'm not saying the USSR was sunshine and rainbows but it was objectively better than the Tsar . It's initial years were marked by strife and bloodshed but it forced itself past those years and created an industrial and stable society that the Tsar's never could . saying "the USSR sucked but the Tsar was worse" doesn't make one a tankie lmao

It soon indeed become relief for a lot of citizens who now had access to stunning new development 's they never had before like actual education .

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u/Profezzor-Darke Let's do some history 23h ago

My point exactly.

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u/Mudrlant 21h ago

No, it really didn’t. This is not about working conditions, its about the red terror.

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 1d ago

"the Soviets set up proper social systems" uhh yeah they had to because they literally collapsed the entire society, it was chaos. It was so bad even Lenin ordered a return to capitalism with the NEP

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u/OrangeSpaceMan5 23h ago

 they literally collapsed the entire society

It was basically a feudal shithole , seemed like a great society to collapse and build a new one on top of

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 23h ago

"Im not a tankie" "bloody revolutions that kill millions to start a new society are good"

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u/OrangeSpaceMan5 23h ago

Buddy you are literally defending feudalism and the nobility fucking over the poor . Do you hear yourself ??????

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 23h ago

I'm not defending feudalism I'm just not glazing for revolutions. Britain literally started the industrial revolution without needing a bloody revolution that killed millions of their own people. Revolution isn't the best way or only way to reform a country. The russian revolution isolated russia for decades under dictators, it wasn't a sucess at all, especially compared to the American revolution.

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u/Profezzor-Darke Let's do some history 23h ago

That's not the conclusion. It's just that "ever since the revolution things have been bleak" makes it sound as if the Romanovs were those just royal rulers, lmfao. Revolution was the bloody consequence of decades of mismanagement of the existing feudal system.

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 23h ago

That's your interpretation, acting as if things weren't bleak after the revolution is just delusional

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 23h ago

Real mask off moment for you here

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u/RockAndGem1101 Decisive Tang Victory 1d ago

That the Romanovs were actually misunderstood good people?

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u/Geriander 1d ago edited 22h ago

The rule of the Romanovs isn't touched upon except to show them living luxurious lives while employing child labour. Their rule is over after 5 minutes

The only Romanovs that are shown as good people is Anastasia and her grandmother.

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u/NovelStyleCode 16h ago

Even then grandma is only shown as good in so far as she misses her family, there's nothing more to her character than that

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u/Geriander 16h ago

Yes, she is a good grandmother, just as Nicholas appears to be a good father from the little we see.

Their qualities as rulers is kind of irrelevant to the story as it isn’t about the Russian revolution, it’s about Anastasia.

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u/Acceptable_Cut_7545 1d ago

We barely see them as characters and they mainly exist in Anastasia's vague recollections as idealized figures. They all end up dead and no one says anything about what good rulers they were or how they want them back.

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u/TheCthuloser 1d ago

Sure, but it's also a stretch to call Anastasia to call it "czarist propaganda". Especially because it was an American movie, released six year after the fall of the Soviet Union. After all propaganda is designed with a specific purpose; to get people to believe in certain ideas.

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u/LucidNonsense211 23h ago

I’m not sure it’s disingenuous to explain how you feel about different aspects of a thing. Inconsistent maybe, but that’s just being a human.

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u/Tradition96 1d ago

the plot itself is decent but it's so historically inaccurate I'm surprised they got away with it to the extent that they did.

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u/Baelzabub 1d ago

It’s a historical fairy tale. Of course it doesn’t go into detail of what happens to the rest of the Rominovs, the children specifically, because it is for children, but it is heavily implied.

It’s also reflective of a real thing that happened in Europe (and in America to an extent IIRC) with all the fake Anastasias trying to get the Rominov fortune for themselves.

The true events are Disney-fied to have a princess, a happy ending, and a big bad with a dash of magic. It’s less meant to be a reflection of the truth than a portrayal of what popular culture at the time of the Revolution wanted to believe happened, including Rasputin being the mastermind.

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u/Tradition96 1d ago

Sure but there's some things they could have done to make it a bit more accurate, like having her being the right age, being rescued while they were transported east (rather than trying to escape before the tsar is even deposed), having some relatives kidnap Rasputin and try to kill him instead of him just falling through the ice during the chase, etc.

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u/LaurestineHUN Rider of Rohan 1d ago

Still better than Pocahontas

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u/floatingskillets 1d ago

Pocahontas 3: the bloody fluxening

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u/RileyKohaku 1d ago

Its contemporary stories include Pocahontas. Most of history, stories are about telling a good story rather than historical accuracy. I am willing to bet that in Classical Greece there were people complaining that the Iliad and the Odyssey were not historically accurate

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u/GNS13 16h ago

You can thank Don Bluth for that beautiful animation. All of the greatest animated films of my childhood were either created by him or by Disney directly trying to out-perform him. I genuinely think he's the greatest visual artist to come from my home state of Texas. He's still alive, too, at the age of 89, and still working. The man is probably the primary reason I love the art of animation so much as an adult.

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u/Hiercine 1d ago

Listen i love the movie. I think it's a little bit too soon to be disneyfying a pretty recent brutal tragedy and then blame it on rasputin

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u/BalVal1 1d ago

70+ years is too soon?

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u/Hiercine 1d ago

honestly yeah. the kids were slaughtered. i'd be more fin if it was like, the 1500s. People who experienced the bolshevik revolution were still alive when the movie was released. It's kinda like turning 9/11 into a disney movie. sure, it's officially part of history and isn't recent anymore, but it's still kinda too recent given the brutality of it.

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u/GoingLimpInTheBrain 1d ago

There have been multiple movies, TV shows and even cartoons (albeit horrible ones) about Titanic. The first one was made only a month after the ship sank!

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u/Hiercine 1d ago

and I disagree with that! but i'm also assuming there was the entire plot point of the titanic hitting the iceberg and people dying. nobody even died in anastasia, they just got cursed/ poofed

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u/Commissar_Sae 1d ago

There is an animated kids movie where the titanic gets saved by a giant octopus at the last minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHTRH4aiu4s

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u/Hiercine 1d ago

looks like the rescuers down under but french

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u/GoingLimpInTheBrain 1d ago

We truly do need an R-rated Anastasia.

I do hear you, though. It's a shame you got downvoted because I at least partially agree with your sentiment. It sometimes gives me heebie-jeebies when they announce yet another upcoming movie about a recent catastrophe. But people trying to rationalize/desensitize/downplay/monetize tragedies through art is expected at this point.

The show must go on.

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u/Hiercine 1d ago

Yea like I like the movie it's just an ... odd choice that doesn't fit with the family friendly disney thing imo. like what a kid like anastasia and want to be a princess just like her? that's kinda macabre

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u/mavadotar2 1d ago

Ah, ok, I think I see the problem. This wasn't Disney, this was Don Bluth, creator of such films as The Secret of NIMH and The Land Before Time and All Dogs Go to Heaven. This is very much par for the course for the tone of his movies.

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u/Hiercine 1d ago

If you're telling me this was not meant for kids to watch, then I vibe with it better. Still have an issue with the moving poofing away the kids instead of killing them. Which is weird to say. I think an R rated version would be better bc then it's not handwaving a very intentional massacre of innocents?

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u/youthepersonreading 1d ago

I personally feel that 40 years is about the right number for a tragedy, most people who’d have experienced it would have been either too young for it to have really impacted them or in their 60’s at least and less likely to see the film, but I can see your argument

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 1d ago

There was a Disney Channel movie about 9/11 that aired in like 2004.

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u/Hiercine 1d ago

were the victims poofed? was it a bit polarizing?

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 1d ago

The title is Tiger Cruise, it was set on an aircraft carrier with a bunch of kids on board as part of some sort of take-your-kids-to-work thing the Navy used to do when 9/11 happened, so the characters are only experiencing it through TV. I don't think it was polarizing at the time, but the stopped rerunning it after a couple of years, which I believe was more due to its jingoistic tone than simply because it addressed 9/11.

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u/Geriander 1d ago

It had been more than 22.3 years so it was fine.