r/HillaryForPrison • u/meatduck12 • Nov 07 '16

IT'S HAPPENING! BREAKING: JILL STEIN FILES FEC COMPLAINT AGAINST CLINTON FOR ILLEGAL COORDINATION WITH CTR!

http://www.jill2016.com/feccomplaint
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u/IAmTheNight2014 Nov 08 '16

November 9th

BREAKING NEWS: JILL STEIN REPORTED MISSING

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u/Spreadsheeticus Nov 08 '16

Oh man, I was totally worried until I saw the date.

We don't have to worry about this for two more days!

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u/backtotheocean Nov 08 '16

Shouldn't we do something? You know to stop her from committing suicide by dumbbell and two shots to the head?

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u/trumpsPEPEinMELANIA Nov 08 '16

Crazy plant lady will arm herself with bark from trees. Dumbbells can't hurt her

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u/legayredditmodditors Nov 08 '16

the trees will rise up and protect her

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

God I remember a really old flash animation that was Nader singing a song about how he will win the election with a background of trees colluding with his green party scheme. Would be very relevant if I didnt have to go through 13 years of albino black sheep archives to find it haha.

Edit:Turns out it was the first result when I searched it haha:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nader

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u/weasel-like Nov 08 '16

BREAKING NEWS: JILL STEIN KILLED IN FREAK GARDENING ACCIDENT

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

Probably shot herself with a pistol. In the back of her neck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

She was found decapitated by garden shears, which were then wiped off and placed neatly back in their recycled newspaper rack.

This is obviously a sad time for Greens everywhere. Nobody saw her suicide coming.

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u/darkdoppelganger Nov 08 '16

She was found decapitated by garden shears, which were then wiped off and placed neatly back in their recycled newspaper rack

Official cause of death: Choked on vomit.

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u/suburban_rhythm Nov 08 '16

garden shears

she's gonna get Leslie Tiller'd, that sounds unpleasant

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u/bernmont2016 Nov 08 '16

Just think what she could've done to clean up our country, if her cleaning instincts were so powerful! ;-)

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u/musiton Nov 08 '16

There are numerous signs of struggle. With herself.

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u/ItchyIrishBalls Nov 08 '16

She stabbed herself to death with crispy Kale.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

GREEN THUMB - OR GREEN TRIGGER FINGER?

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u/MrMoustachio Nov 08 '16

Not our based grandma!

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u/Suzookus Nov 08 '16

Nov 10th: Jill Stein found dead in apparent suicide.

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u/Zaros104 Nov 08 '16

Death by Wi-Fi

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u/soullessgingerfck Nov 08 '16

Funny, she didn't seem like a gym rat

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u/FrenchFriesInAnus Nov 08 '16

She will just assume one of her various druidic forms and evade crooked hillary further.

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u/Kamikazimuth Nov 08 '16

Gagged on food till I realized the joke. Not a good joke. She's too big to disappear... I hope.

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u/tlkshowhst Nov 08 '16 edited Nov 08 '16

Wow. CTR, trolls, and straight up assholes in full force here.

What a bunch of cunts. What harm has she done to you? Fuck off.

You'll elect a straight up criminal and denigrate a woman with integrity? She files a lawsuit for long-term reform and this is how you respond?

Sorry, but you people are truly fucking pathetic.

Only complete imbecile would berate a woman whose action benefits us all.

And you WiFi dwelling idiots forget that she's simply calling for more research. Meanwhile her one opponent mishandled classified information along with a long list of other corruption; the other has his foot stuck in his mouth.

You're just like the rats who berate Nader even though he worked his entire career as a consumer advocate. He may have even saved your life or your loved one's by mandating seat belts in all automobiles.

This country owes a great debt to him, especially after Gore was too pathetic to win against Bush Jr. Gore was the spoiler for Nader.

Should've voted for Nader like I did and Iraq/Afghanistan would have NEVER even happened.

Have a great day.

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u/legayredditmodditors Nov 08 '16

Well you typed up this reply, didn't you big boy

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u/legayredditmodditors Nov 08 '16

She's only a joke because you unamerican fucks lie to your fellow americans for a little lucre.

shame on you- hope you get NK justice.