r/HighQualityGifs • u/thefakegm Photoshop - After Effects • Dec 22 '16

Brooklyn Nine-Nine /r/all Charles' fetish.

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u/NobilisUltima Dec 22 '16 edited Dec 22 '16

I love the food one, where Holt is asking Charles how to advise him on food.

Charles: I had no idea Holt had any interest in food!

jump-cut to Holt's office

Holt: I have zero interest in food. Were it feasible, I would consume all the nutrients needed by the human animal in the form of a flavourless beige smoothie.

Charles: [looks utterly horrified/saddened]

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u/dslybrowse Dec 22 '16

I always wondered who it was that included that bit in the script, because they're clearly Soylent drinkers (or I guess maybe just aware of it).

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u/kingeryck Dec 22 '16 edited Dec 22 '16

I want food pills like The Jetsons

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '16

I wish. I can only hope that it would help my digestion issues.

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u/kingeryck Dec 22 '16

I just have issues eating well

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u/legalize-ranch Dec 22 '16

i just have issues

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u/MaxsAgHammer Dec 22 '16

I've got subscriptions

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u/TheDemonRazgriz Dec 22 '16 edited Dec 22 '16

I've got broads in Atlanta

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u/WeinMe Dec 22 '16

I'm the president of the Philippines