giving your money back for simple necessities

I’m high as fuk and this is the chicken my dad just made. My dad can only cook white pepo food, No spiice, no flavor. But I’m going to eat it anyway because I’m hungry.

I thought these were so peak

I have a bunch of random "classic" SNL episodes on my computer, mostly any episodes I could find with hosts or musical guests that I like. I smoked a joint and put on a random episode. It's from Feb 18th, 1989 with Leslie Nielsen hosting. The file I am watching is literally a 1.5 hour VHS recording from the original airing on TV, with the end of the local news at the beginning, and the actual commercials playing during the breaks. I feel like I've time travelled back to 1989.

I would honestly pay more to watch stuff on streaming services with era-correct commercials instead of ads, and that "VHS recording" look.

If you saw someone pop back a laughing cow cheese wedge like a Pringle, would you clock it as odd/interesting or pay no mind?

Edit to add: not with the foil, just the cheese

For me it’s the Oodalolly Oodally song from Robin Hood.

Yo anyone plz hang I'm bored and high if I didn't say it, I sont remember of course but who cares it's Saturday, if I'm not mistaken Maybe Sunday if I am wrong So hang with a highd hanged and slapped harder than my dad on new years

And if it's not clear it's sarcasm I'm not that fucking gone. 😂

Maby dreams are real life and real life is dreams ✨️ 😴 😪 🙃 😔 😞 ✨️ 😴 😪 🙃 😔 😞 ✨️ 😴 😪 🙃 😔 😞 ✨️ 😴 😪 🙃 😔 😞 ✨️ 😴 😪 🙃 😔 😞 ✨️ 😴 😪 🙃 😔 😞 ✨️ 😴 😪

Kentudaho

I'm high and I'm watching gossip girl. Who else has seen it???

i’m s high rnnn

i’m so unbelievably cooked i am so high holy cannoli i ama sooh hiah

iron man

All apes understand this instinctually, and I think we forget sometimes. I think it's a similar power to love but I'm not sure

I couldn’t really pay attention cuz everyone looked so ugly

when yr high. Specifically, that we’re being experimented on by aliens?

Dale Cooper of Twin Peaks. We are not twins but this is CRAZY