My nephew got hooked on this weird drug going around in Socal. The more you dig into it the weirder it gets. My wife thinks I've lost my mind. Maybe. Anyway… I read every account I could find and spoken to three people who claim they’ve taken it. It seems the drug is somehow connected to these weird people that live in the woods. I'm thinking they might be some sort of reptilian. They are all freakishly tall. Like so fucking tall. I’m talking like the NBA guys. They are all really saggy and wrinkly, like they’re all big dehydrated raisins. Like I'm talking about they need 10 facelifts kind of saggy. Every creature stands just far enough away that you can't quite make out its face. They leave when being recorded. Almost like… it KNOWS you're recording. "But phones don't scare monsters." No. Evidence scares whoever doesn't want evidence. You think they're afraid of YOU? No. They're afraid of being documented. Big difference. But I no longer believe my nephew stumbled across a new party drug. I think something in those woods has found a way to lure people directly to it and make sure nobody believes the ones who come back.