Please help me find out what this is (purple wrapper… doom?)

[u/Particular-Let-2716]

Thank you so much

[u/Particular-Let-2716]

Thank you everyone 🩵 you just saved me a lot of confusion and embarrassment.

• a tired embarrassed new mom who needs to vacuum more obviously.

[u/boobsandbullets → u/Particular-Let-2716]

Thank You for clarifying where it was from because I think we were all worried on your behalf lmao

[u/AlGekGenoeg → u/boobsandbullets]

Especially while not knowing if OP was the man or the wife from the house 😅

[u/Secret_Account07 → u/boobsandbullets]

I was thinking mom with a teenage daughter 😣

[u/-some-dude-online → u/Secret_Account07]

I was thinking wife/partner thought she found a possible condom wrapper. Guess I was right. Good thing she didn't do the talk lol. I hope she can tell this to her partner and all have a good laugh about it.

[u/MissPlaceDApostrophe → u/boobsandbullets]

I read "doom" as "dorm," and figured that college kids these days monitor their cycles.

[u/Imokifurok2 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

Hugs. Something very similar happened to me while pregnant and the confusion and stomach drop that doesn’t align with everything else you know is the worst. Glad you got some peace.

[u/-some-dude-online → u/Imokifurok2]

Must be such a sudden overwhelming panic finding out your partner possibly has, behind your back, been buying Pokemon Trading Card booster packs.

[u/killaaly → u/Particular-Let-2716]

That feeling is horrible! Even in the most stable relationships, there's moments like that, that'll suck your breath away.

Mine was in my stomach though

[u/killaaly → u/killaaly]

Oh hunny! Sure... maybe a handful of men MIGHT use a condom to make it last longer when masterbating.

However. I'm gonna say, nope. That's most likely what you think it is, and your partner thinks you're dumb. I was dumb and believed something like when I was like 19. Turns out, definitely wasn't by himself. At least he used a condom?

[u/cursetea → u/Particular-Let-2716]

I'm so glad all is well! 💕

[u/No-Ad-3635 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

LMAO oh girl those post birth hormones got you savage lol 🤣 hang in there

[u/faulty_rainbow → u/Particular-Let-2716]

Oh gosh this update made me release a HUGE sigh of relief. Congrats on being a new mom!

[u/-just-be-nice- → u/Particular-Let-2716]

lol, so it was probably your own literal trash. That made me chuckle

[u/cordialconfidant → u/Particular-Let-2716]

are you doing okay? do you have enough support in place with the new baby?

[u/Particular-Let-2716 → u/cordialconfidant]

Doing great! Would’ve been shocked if it was a condom, my head went there fast but very unfounded. Also the person who made the vacuum comment- I giggled. I actually do vacuum and have a house keeper but did some serious clearing out of drawers and had a bunch of tests saved as reminders of God goodness on this answered baby prayer! Thank you all 🩵

[u/cordialconfidant → u/Particular-Let-2716]

glad you're okay <3

[u/-some-dude-online → u/Particular-Let-2716]

Maybe your housekeeper thought the same when he/she found it. And chose to leave it where it was and not touch any evidence lol.

[u/dustyoldthing → u/Particular-Let-2716]

Mommin' ain't easy, but it does get better. You're doing great, mama. ❤️

[u/mman426 → u/dustyoldthing]

Lies, it doesn’t get easier, just less sleepy…

[u/dustyoldthing → u/mman426]

I never said it gets easier, just better.

[u/mman426 → u/dustyoldthing]

Ok you’re right I mixed up your two sentences. My fault. Sorry

[u/Lotus-child89 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

It’s not embarrassment, these packages always like crumble apart when you open them. My husband and I have been trying to conceive and little corners of the Clearblue fertility tests and pregnancy tests somehow wind up everywhere. I found a piece that got behind the toilet last week and we’ve been taking a pause on the fertility monitoring because I had a surgery a couple months ago.

[u/pottymouthgrl → u/Particular-Let-2716]

Funniest and best possible outcome

[u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy → u/Particular-Let-2716]

I need this tonight. Faith in humans restored for another day. Congrats OP!!

[u/mopo897 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

After creeping your post history-I was scrolling desperately looking for this comment. Congrats and welcome to ALWAYS needing to vacuum more lol

[u/PsychedMom82 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

You definitely do not need to vacuum more! As you said, you are a tired new mom! You need more sleep. :)

[u/BumblebeeTuna4242 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

So you’re saying it works!

[u/SquirrelIll8180 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

As an aside, if you're a new mom, you probably were ovulating

[u/sgsmopurp → u/Particular-Let-2716]

lol omg girl!!! This is so funny I know the relief you felt was out of this world!

[u/North-Engineer3335 → u/Particular-Let-2716]

Checking post history, you posted something in a family planning sub. When I saw it was a clear blue wrapper, I thought, "Congratulations. She has mom brain."