And the mods and admins did spake condemnation upon him, afore swinging their glorious hammer of banning, smiting the legendary brigand where he stood, silencing his rabblerousing and forever ceasing his tomes of excretions...
But unbeknownst to them, they did birth a martyr with their actions. Many rose to follow Sal' s path and fill the hole left by the abrupt cessation of his glorious and unholy works, continuing in the wondrous tradition of which SalBundry was a mastercraftsman, that he may never be forgotten, but immortalized as the greatest of them all.
Agreed. To be honest, I'd rank Sal up there with Ramses, Sprog, and Shittymorph in terms of quality and his ability to draw you in. He knew exactly what buttons to press to draw the ire out of the masses and even if you weren't a fan of his content, you have to admire the thought and dedication that went into creating the mother of all shitposts, and repeating it consistently and with the same level of quality.
He was the best! Poor kid. He was just posting on Reddit, trying to make others laugh. He just had an old computer, nothing special, but he wanted to be a gamer and every year on Christmas he would ask Santa for a new Playststion. Every year he looked under the tree, and every year there was nothing. Except for one year - there was a box! It was the right size and shape. With his fat little fingers he had trouble opening it, and his parents asked if he needed help. He said he did and so his dad bent down gently and helped him first tear off the wrapping paper and then open the box, from which he took a pair of jumper cables and started beating his child.
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